Awesomeness- No additional charge

LOL... I love Jack Black qoutes... that one's from Kung Fu Panda XD

Responses to comments (some I'm repeating from comment tread IN CASE you didn't see them plus new responses)

Aurora: wowza that's fast thinking and that's alot of chocolate!!!

Alex: you know your hyperness is contagious right? and sometimes I feel like I have a i-pod in my head too... but mine must be crappy one cause I only have like a million songs :p

Echo: lol XD

Beth: haha my post made you hungry...lol

Rybon: A chat box? cool (link to Rybon's blog is in my lists under Awesome Blogs)... hey! I read your blog!

Agent D: yes my comments fill up, post virginity is a distant memory...lol

Gandalf!! Ewwww!!! you ate the spider!!! Gross!!! and how could you say Desserts are poison?!?! and how come you don't mind being cursed? did I miss something?

Storm!! Power of Fangirls!!! LOL and yes I can take a hint *hugglsnugglz special*

Balmung!! I had loads of fun! Except for that hour my friends pretended they didn't know me because I refuse to take off my SuperGirl Cape...lol... it was so cute! idk what their problem was, it's ALL pink and it has a superman emblem in the middle and it was only $5 so I couldn't resist...lol

White Forrest: I'm not at all suprised by your choice... and hey girl long time no see.. umm... read?...blog? whatever it's called.

Spazzy: Yeah I know this is one life's most difficult decisions LOL ok you can pick both and we'll see what answers say...

Iggy: Hmmm grumpy Sam... me thinky maybe baby... or just wishful thinking on my part...

X: Yeah I know I tried to get on your blog yesterday, but I changed it... thanks for the info!

FoxGal: YOU DON'T LIKE SUGAR?!? That's CrAzY!!!! I lub sugar! and thx for hugglz and smile!

Talon: hey, Storm answered your question it means: 'ZOH MY GOD/GOSH'. whichever you prefer... and thx for coming by my blog!

okey-dokey peoples here's the results of your Dessert Personality Test...

1. ANGEL FOOD CAKE -- Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature at times.

2. BROWNIES -- You are adventurous, love new ideas, and are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up you whip out your saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor and direction. You tend to be very loyal.

3. LEMON MERINGUE -- Smooth, sexy, & articulate with your hands, you are an excellent caregiver and a good teacher. But don't try to walk and chew gum at the same time. A bit of a diva at times, you set your own style because you do your own thing. You shine when it comes to helping others and have many friends.

4. VANILLA CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE ICING -- Fun-loving, sassy, humorous, not very grounded in life; very indecisive and lacking motivation. Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker. Others should be cautious in making you mad. However, you are a friend for life.

5. STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE -- Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people, can be counted on in a pinch and expect the same in return. Intuitively keen. You can be very emotional at times but a true person in every way. You like to do things for yourself and help others learn about themselves.

6. CHOCOLATE CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE ICING-- Sexy; always ready to give and receive. Very creative, adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You can appear to have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances. Will not settle for anything average in life. Love to laugh.

7. ICE CREAM -- You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh. You are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm hearted person and a little quirky at times. You have many loyal friends. You were meant to lead and teach others. A wonderful role model.

8. CARROT CAKE --You like sports, whether it be baseball, football,basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but you enjoy watching sports. You don't like to give up the remote control. You tend to be self-centered and high maintenance.

I wonder if you think your choice matches your personality in REAL life, mine did kinda, I chose brownies when I first saw the test... *passes out freshly baked double-chocolate chip cookies to eberyone* From Cruz!!!

RANDOM PIC: I HAZ A SECRET!!! Isn't that cute?!?!!!

FREEDOM!!!

Sweet Freedom!!! My grounding is OVER!!! and what am I doing with my first day of liberation? Going to an Amusement Park of course! LOL For real me and my friends are going to Six Flags- Holiday in the Park. I leave in like 10 minutes so quick post...

Responses:
Echo: Moi is Awesome? *thinks* yeah I could see that... LOL
Alex: Both very good reasons but he danced so YAY!
Gandalf: Don't deny it! *big hug* because I know you don't like hugs! LOL *group hug* XD
Agent D: it wasn't a million people only like 999,999 oh plus me yeah it was a million...
Storm!!! Rofl we should do puppet thing ANYWAY! *hugglz*
Cory: Why'd you have to bring math into this? ok ok you're 14!
Iggy: Emoticons rock! borrow anyone you want anytime...FINALLY you posted!
Spazzy: you had the ONLY nice reason for Gandalf to dance... lol
Beth: *whispering* we soooo won... lol

OK here's a personality test pick your favorite dessert and post it comment tread the I'll post the answers to your personality on next post, and we'll see if it matches you for real.... MMMMM DESSERTS!

Here are your choices...
1. Angel Food Cake
2. Brownies
3. Lemon Meringue Pie
4. Vanilla Cake with Chocolate Frosting
5. Strawberry Shortcake
6.Chocolate Cake with Chocolate Frosting
7. Ice Cream
8. Carrot Cake

*starts CARAMELLDANSEN with Storm* WOOT WOOT!

You Rock! (Updated: You're Crazy Too!)

GUESS WHAT?!?! Everybody "What Cruz?" Look what Gandalf said...I think we're breaking him down... (^o^) YAY!!

Gandalf said: I dont believe in dancing with out a reason.But you give me a good reason or some good ol' Irish music and I'll dance. Deal or no deal?

Okay people we need some GOOD reasons for him to dance! Suggestions?

PS Spazzy you rock! cuz you dance with no hesitation. Others who ROCK: Storm! Balmung! Iggy! Aurora! Alex! Dibsy! Beth! Cuppy! Werewolf Angel! Silvertip! Everyone in Flamex! Shadow's flock! Salom's Flock! Save the World Crew! I'm sure I'm forgetting people I'll add later...... COME ON GANDALF... DON'T YOU WANT TO ROCK TOO?!?!

And I'm adding Cory, White Forrest, and Griffy to list of people who ROCK!

\m/ >_< \m/

Do you like the Rock on Emoticon? LOL

Jeez and I thought you people would say Gandalf should dance because it's fun, or it's easy, or everybody else is doing it... lol... but I like your suggestions too... YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY! (^.~) I LOVE YOU GUYS!! You always make me laugh XP *SuperSquishyHugs for Everyone*

Responses to comments on last post...

Spazzy!! lol... I know... hey you posted! Algebra class? I was getting used to Chemistry class... YAY! Spazzy dances!

Gandalf: I dedicated A WHOLE POST TO YOU and trying to convince you to dance, c'mon! DANCE!!

Storm!!! Yes Balmung is smarticle! and your responses to warning labels AGAIN so incredibly funny... lubs you

Aurora!! I'm not at all suprised by your story LOL and yeah I saw your comment on post before last so funny and I laughed at the terminator voice!

Dibsy/Agent D! Hey! Are you trying to confuse me? Because it took a minute to figure out you changed your name. You should warn people when you do that :p... of course I know your REAL name, but you know mine too so I'll keep my mouth shut! and I have no idea what anime my pics from I just picked it cuz it kinda looked like me and it had PINK!

Alexandria!! You asked: How many marbles does it take to fill an empty bag? well... that depends What color is the bag? Are the marble solid, clear, tigers-eye? Who's holding the bag? This is necessary information to answer your question! LOL and Pizza Hut knows the mafia! *thinks* well... that explains ALOT! and I got the secret message!

Beth: Yeah SOME people are a SPECIAL kind of stupid XD

Silvertip: Yay! I made you smile... that makes me smile.

EVERYONE!! STAR TREK... I actually have no idea if evil or scary, I've only watched part of one episode, but if the teleporter DOES make someones hand coming out of their butt THAT'S the episode I want to see... What? It sounds funny to me. Gandalf, is there an episode like that? and you know what? I'm making an effort to take an interest in something you like because your my friend and you says its awesome, why won't you do the same for me and make the effort in my interest... DANCING!! WOOT!!WOOT!! *starts dancing like a crazy person* C'mon Gandalf!

WHAT?!? GANDALF WILL DANCE NOW!! ALL WE NEED IRISH MUSIC PEOPLE!! *runs to stereo and starts rummaging thru CDs* Linkin Park- no, Beyonce-no, Pink-no, Coldplay-no, Nickelback-no, Katy Perry-no, Saving Abel-no NO! NO! NO! NEED IRISH MUSIC! Does anyone else have Irish music? C'mon he's ALMOST dancing!

YAY!!! WE WON!!! Goto Gandalf's Blog and see!!! HE DANCED!!!! Now we celebrate!!! PARTY!!!! Who's bring what to the party?

o.O

First responses THEN funny post so if you don't see ur name you could just skip this part...

Responses...
Dibsy: I gotz ur e-mail! Did you get mine? I sent it from my cell phone, so sorry if it looked weird. so ur asian. not Irish? becuz I'm not Irish and I'm beginning to feel left out, we can be NON-IRISH together!
Spazzy: Thx for ur comment and ur 6' tall... wow that's tall... I'm only 5'4"... and I hope ur okay, ur last post you didn't sound like yourself *hugs*
Shadow: Thx and I see you and your flock posted, I'll go by ur blogs in a minute. and Hey I never got an answer... Did you guyz join Flamex?
Werewolf Angel: awww... kissy-kissy... Becca and Edward sitting in a tree... wait... Can werewolves climb trees? o.O serious question?
Alexandria: LOL Yes! Irish Jig! Dance EVERYBODY Dance!! *starts to Irish Jig and falls flat on butt* Hey! you said this was easy! *shrugs shoulders* O-well :p
Aurora: So glad ur back... cause... cause... cause I missed you! and you can cook dinner for me ANYTIME!
Balmung! Peelawe! LOL and ZOMG I never thought about it my car (correction: my mom's car) and my blog title, that's SO IRONIC! It figures you would have caught that when no one else did, not even ME! and btw you're really good at cyberdancing ^.^
Flare: LOL yeah no comment for you on the last post, sorry... and I can't help with the fire, but there's usually plenty of cyber sweets passed around here... and your comment wasn't weird, ONCE I had this random guy show up at my blog and he started yelling at me, stealing my baked goods and poking me with a carrot, and I didn't EVEN KNOW HIM! but yeah were friends now, he's cool (To: Cuppy and Dibsy-- I'm talking about Cory, and you're probably not surprised by any of that behavior LOL) and it takes ALOT to be considered weird here at my blog, Gandalf over there constantly speaks in Orcish or other languages and we still lubs him (NOT ROMANTICAL!) , so yeah liking sugar, not so weird. Nice to meet you.
Gandalf: Cool that ur Irish. but how could you like the other template better, the other one was ALL PINK! you hate pink! o.O Maybe you didn't notice because you were too busy REFUSING TO DANCE!! and FYI pink rocks!! (the color and the singer)
STORM!!! Stormey likey new lookey! New look STAYS! and GOOD LUCK getting Gandalf to dance, several of us have threatened *ahem*... I mean asked him to and he still won't. and I like Alex's idea LET'S IRISH JIG! WHEEE! Don't know how but let's anyway! and GUESS WHAT? you practically wrote part of this post. Confused? I'll splain...

Today's Post...
Okay so this is ANOTHER warning label post. For those who don't know what I'm talking about, this is a list of REAL products with REAL (and often useless/stupid) warning labels then I comment on them. Well some of these are from the last one (but not with my comments) with Storm's comments she left on the last post (because let's face reality she's funnier than I am) So here's the color coding...

PRODUCT NAME: Warning Label Cruz Comment Storm Comment

• On a food processor:Not to be used for the other use Now I'm curious other use...any ideas anyone?...Storm maybe? heehee. is not telling...! but much joy, i assure you... much joy indeed
• On a Sony PSP: Do not use system while riding a bicycle Just in case you were contemplating...
• On a Small Tractor: DANGER: Avoid Death Helpful!
• On a Wheelbarrow: Not intended for highway use hmmm... sounds like a challenge to me!
• On a box of Rat Poison: This product has been found to cause certain types of cancer in laboratory mice I wonder if that's before or after it KILLS them
• on a pkg of Komatsu Floodlights: lights work even in the dark *gasp* EVEN in the dark, wow what will they think of next?
• On packaging for a Rowenta iron:Do not iron clothes on body But wouldn't that save more time?trust me. it does. but the time in the hospital kinda... defeats the purpose
• On Home Depot lumber: Do not Consume How the h***?
• On a Cd Player: Do not use as a projectile in a catapult Aww... but the catapult sounds fun!
• On a blanket from Taiwan:Not to be used as protection from Tornado.How about earthquake? tsunami? other natural disasters? and they DO NOT help you float in case of flood. just wanted to inform people.
• On a box of B-day candles: Do not use soft wax for any function that involves insertion to a body cavity What?... Nevermind, i DON'T want to know...
• On an Infant Bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bathwater THEY'RE RIGHT! It doesn't work , don't ask how I know that...
• On microwave oven: Do Not use to dry pets what about me? i'm flexible...
• On a Frisbee: May contain small parts it MAY? what the heck kinda frisbee is this?
• On a bottle of hair-dye:Do Not use as an ice cream topping why? is it toxic or something...? oh...crap
• On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only So.. no outer space? or underground? and what about underwater? DON'T FORGET THE FISHIES!!!
• Air Freshner: Do not spray directly into eyes you know it's SO HARD to fight the urge...
• On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or tongue. or sibling. or teacher. no matter HOW much homework they give...
• On same Swedish chainsaw:Do not attempt to stop chain with genitals WTF! Is there a lot of this happening somewhere?

Hope you had a good laugh. I did. and thanks to Storm for ur comments that made this post so funny *BIG HUGGLZ* Cruz

Remodeling

well.... in case you didn't notice, I'm trying a new template. Whatcha think? Idk maybe I should pick something more pink, but this is nice, too. Thoughts?

Responses

Aurora: YOU'RE BACK! YAY! your family sounds so great, and 3 last names WHOA! Glad you're home.

Alex: *thinks about your question* I would accept the presents then STEAL his cookies! What? I like cookies...

Gandalf: come on! every body's doing it! peer pressure in a GOOD way. and are you Irish for real?

Beth: LOL I didn't even TRY to answer those questions, I think my head would have exploded!

Dibsy: Post virginity o.O I've never heard that one before! LOL and I'm leaving my e-mail at Utmost

Storm!! We lubs Storm!! and YAY! Balmung has returned!

*hugs to everyone*