Cruz's Birthday

Ok, so unless you're a complete idiot, you've figured out that it is indeed Cruz's birthday today. I would be leaving this post to her except that its doubtful that she'll get on today, considering it is her birthday. So just leave a happy birthday comment. I would post more but i still have AP Bio homework to do by tomorrow and i haven't exactly started yet. So just comment and stuff and im sure Cruz will be around to say something by tomorrow

My Rocket Has No Brakes Dx

Cruz here ^^ and um random title... I saw that somewhere and it made me laugh, cause it made me think of Jackass 2 where Johnny Knoxville was on the rocket XD

Can you believe that??? Dx I'd be pissed...I wonder if the mom sided with the student or with the teacher with the whole undermining authority thing.... makes me think of the crazy shit Cory dealt with from that one teacher last year lol .......and to offset that school pic above, this one below =D wowza lol

what's new with me? not much... I've been off work for 2 weeks, unpaid but oh well... I ate Olive Garden the other day, it was YUMMY! the day I had school registration... that's right, I'm going to stay in school, bleh... its a deal I made with my dad... I still get to move out tho WooHoo, however I have to get my diploma and not my GED.... but still moving out! however my apt not far from my house v.v .... do you guys notice a lot of "howevers"... yeah that's the way deals with my dad go =/

My VERY good friend Boldizar has a blog----> HERE ... yes very is in caps cuz he really is a VERY good friend, he is .... ummm.... very different, but in an awesome way XD , just a heads up... I think we logged 2200 something cell minutes last month =O.... I talk too much LOL and don't even get me started on txts... I txt ALOT and its really hard not to text talk when I'm typing lol even at this moment, I'm having to control myself lol

hmmmm now I want marshmallows!!!!! NOW! right now! *sad* no one brought me any ]= *sighs* anyway *hugglsnugglz all around*

mean but funny horoscopes

HILARIOUS HOROSCOPES!

AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18)
You are inventive and imaginative, which explains your habitual lying. Because Aquarians have no sex appeal whatsoever, they are fortunate to have no sexual drive. Of course, everyone regards you as being dense, but you never notice. Your idea of fine food usually involves some form of hot dogs. Inherent dishonesty may cause problems in P.M.
PISCES (February 19-March 20)
Your idea that you are attractive to the opposite sex is rooted in your vivid imagination. The rest of us laugh a lot about that. Research shows there are twice as many Piscean jokes as Polish jokes, but you, of course, are not aware of that. Hair in nose presents social handicap in P.M. Good day to practice alphabet.
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
You are loyal, hard working, and trustworthy, which helps explain why you are a minimum wage flunky. You have no special skills not involving a broom. Most likely, you drive a used Camaro with empty Burger King sacks under the front seats. Avoid wearing swimsuit until very late P.M.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
You are persistent and determined when striving for a goal, but have no clue how to achieve it. All your friends pretend not to notice your lack of intelligence--at least to your face. Research shows that if Taureans were not counted in student tests, grade point averages in this country would rise 4.5 percent. A.M. good time to quit school.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
You are extraordinarily intelligent and articulate, and those around you appreciate intelligence in someone so ugly. Geminis are known to become more repulsive as they grow older; future looks bleak. You are known among co-workers as "Horse Face". P.M. best time for plastic surgery; A.M. good time to buy breath mints wholesale.
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
You are conservative and against taking risks. This makes you the dullest person in your circle of friends (if you have any friends), especially considering your utter lack of ambition and/or imagination. There has never been a Cancer who has amounted to anything. Ignore your fantasy of meeting Pat Sajak in person, since he wouldn't like you either. P.M. don't miss Tournament of Champions on "Family Feud".
LEO (July 23-August 22)
You are compassionate, understanding, and sympathetic; that's why you are known among friends as a sucker. Your parents secretly gave your brothers and sisters hundreds of toys, and while you slept the rest of the family ate meat. You wore hand-me-downs even though you were the oldest child. Tomorrow P.M. check career opportunities at McDonald's.
VIRGO (August 23-September 22)
Virgos are clever and able to achieve notoriety; that's why your friends regard you as a self-centered boor. You most likely have never watched a PBS program, but it you did, you didn't understand it. If you were at all likeable, friends would pity you; as it is, no one ever thinks about you. No Virgo has ever been elected to public office. A.M. best time for sulking.
LIBRA (September 23-October 22)
You are shrewd in business matters and can usually get your way with others. That's why everyone despises you. Closest friends enjoy having parties that are kept secret from you. Co-workers often mimic your poor posture. Even Dale Carnegie wouldn't like you. P.M. good time to commit fraud you've been considering.
SCORPIO (October 23-November 21)
You are optimistic, enthusiastic, and ambitious. Too bad you have no talent. Most Scorpios end up in prison or on welfare, and it has been documented that all Scorpios have husbands or wives who cheat. There has never been a Scorpio with a successful marriage, and all Scorpios have less-than-average children. P.M. best time to spy on spouse.
THEY ARE ALSO REALLY AWESOME AND FIFTY TIMES BETTER THEN THE REST OF YOU IDIOTS OUT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!
SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21)
You are artistic and imaginative, but that stems from your warped view of reality. Very few people admit to being a Sagittarian, but the rest of us know who you are because all Sagittarians are left-handed. If you are not left-handed, your mother has lied to you about your birthdate as part of a cover-up. A.M. good time to search for real father.
CAPRICORN (December 22-January 19)
Capricorns can often be trained to be fairly good bus drivers and reasonably successful shoe sales clerks, but they cannot be taught to succeed at personal relationships. You probably have no social plans for the weekend anyway, but if so, they will result in disaster. It is unfortunate that Capricorns have no sex appeal to go along with their inordinately powerful sex drive. P.M. good time to rent videos

I'm NO Pansy! [Cruz here]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiii everypeoples *hugglz to everyone* I've missed you all so much! I know Salom's been busy so I thought I'd make a quick post (don't get used to it tho)

okies so what's new??? um I just been working alot >.<>

ugh don't you hate it when you're eating some potato wedges covered in cheese and one of yours friends ask "Don't you know how many calories is in that?" and I'm like "No and I don't care" if I cared I wouldn't have ordered my potato wedges and covered in cheese to begin with [and omg! I just misspelled wedges and it looked like wedgies xD but with two e's but I fixed it lol]

Hawaiian Punch drink has too much sugar, it was like the ultimate sweet drink or something, I had some at my cousin's house cuz that's all they had and I almost wennt into sugar-shock.... unintentionally of course =p had I planned it, it would be a different scenario

Why am I talking bout food? idk guess I'm hungry lol oh I looked up my name in an HP name generator and I was "Pansy" boo!!!! Dx

I had a really good day yesterday,I went and saw the new HP woohoo *mini-dances* and then later went to the lake with friends which was a blast, but the lake level was low cuz of all the heat, we been in the 100's non-stop since idk forever it feels like, crazy hot here >.< mess ="p">

Much love to Everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hugglsnugglz all around* <3333

Funny Duct tape pics just for the hell of it =D

This is soooooo inappropriate, and I'm a huge Twilight fan but this was hilarious SO WRONG

The Portabella Mushroom Burger.

Several things to get to in this blog post. Several opinions to be stated. Let's start with the question we've all been asking ourselves all these years. Why is the fast food joint known as "Hardy's" only found in the Midwest states? Everywhere else it is called "Carl's Jr." Why is this? I believe it is a consiracy. But not the hippy kind of conspiracy, its the gnome kind of conspiracy.



Did the above make any sense whatsoever to you? Because if it did you might have serious mental issues. Back to the gnome conspiracy theory.

We all have those neighbors who are all weird and buy those terribly strange lawn ornaments. (seriously no offense if you have any). The lawn ornaments come in all shapes and sizes. theres the pink flamingos. the unrealistic deer. but the leader of all of these rogue lawn ornaments is the lawn gnome. you see, gnomes have been associated with lawns since the dawn of time. the cavemen used gnomes to scare away other cavemen. the neanderthals used the gnome as a crude toothpick. the medeviel peoples used lawn gnomes as tips on their spears. but it was not untill recently that lawn gnomes had taken over humans minds to the extreme that the humans started manufacturing more kinds of gnomes, and different kinds of lawn ornaments such as the flamingos and deer. it is especially bad at christmas time with all of those fat red pajama guys and all of their reindeer join the squad of lawns ornaments. and if that isnt enough proof, i have evn more proof.

it was may seventh nineteen ninty two. Terrell Jones, who was a travel agent, had just gone to the store and bought fifty lawn gnomes to decorate his very plain lawn. within the next year, Mr Jones had founded travelocity, the symbol of which is the lawn gnome.

if that isnt enough proof, then screw you.

now you're probably wondering why i called this post the portabella mushroom burger.

let me give you a rough description of this burger.

lettuce. onion. tomato. burger. cheese. condomints. but what is this?

they put ****ing mushrroms on the dang thing!

i thought they just clled it the portabella mushroom burger because it was a burger!

they did NOT alert me that there were mushrooms on this burger.

not to mention.

you know how they call it the "six dollar burger" because its worth six dollars but you get it for cheaper?

well in certain places in california, you can buy a six dollar burger for seven dollars.

the name itself SCREAMS ripoff.

ok yeah my hands are getting tired fromall of this typing and crap. so yeah...


-Salom