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Monday, April 13

I need that hairdryer!

This is SOAP! ewwie >.<
okay now I dunno about you but bacon does ALWAYS wake me up better than an alarm clock lol

I love this hairdryer!!! haha


Party Favors? Hor Dorves? lol





This just might be the laziest invention I've seen yet! (sidenote: I would so buy one if I saw it at the store!)


well nothing new for me, Spring Break came and went uneventful and boring, mostly I just slept alot and shopped lol... then Easter was good, as some know Easter's not a good time for me so the fact that it went good is really saying something. Or maybe it's the fact that everything else in my life is going so well *coughs-my boyfriend-coughs* that it seems nothing can really get me down LOL XD


so sorry I haven't been making it to some of ya'lls blogs, I'll get better about it. It seems everyone is having trouble keeping up or commenting blogs >.<

EXCUSES FOR SCHOOL!
-I was late for class because i was fighting with a kid who said that you werent the best teacher in the world
-I did my homework, but I just forgot to write it down!
-Please excuse Jimmy from school his hair hurt
-please excuse shyann from gym today she was watching t.v. yestuday and strained her eyes so now she can't focus well
-"I have anal glaucoma-- I don't see my ass coming to class today."
-Please excuse Jordan from school forever, because she has some weird desease called freckles
-i made my homework into a paper plane and it was highjacked
-Sorry teacher's, My dog ate my homework, then my science project ate my dog
-Molly will not be attending school today because her fish died and we're planning the flushing
-Sorry I was late; the bell rang before I got here
those are just a few, there's a whole list but eh maybe I'll post it later, allright that's all for now *hugglz to everyone*











79 comments:

Shadow said...

First comment! -Air Guitar solo-
hey, have you seen the vid about the worlds smallest escalator? now thats lazy!
-Shady
(Shadow)

Anonymous said...

new address:
salomsblog.Blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

and i know you hate anonymity, but i think the address says enough

Anonymous said...

and im posting a lot more lately

Anonymous said...

and while shadow may have had the first comment, he didnt have comments 2-5 now did he?

Anonymous said...

leaving your name is so out

Anonymous said...

you can delete these if you like cruz

Anonymous said...

im bored

Anonymous said...

can you tell?

Anonymous said...

i learn a lot in school

Anonymous said...

primarily from one teacher i have

Anonymous said...

he teaches us first hand that there are stupid people in the world that we just have to deal with.

Anonymous said...

i bet you didnt guess that 12 out of 13 comments were from me did you?

Anonymous said...

or that 13 out of 14 are from me

Anonymous said...

for the record, 13 is an unlucky number

Anonymous said...

thats because on october 13 is the day the knights templar were slaughtered

Anonymous said...

have i educated you?

Anonymous said...

why am i talking about 13 still, this is comment 18

Anonymous said...

now im getting bored while i sit here and wait for cruz to bust me

Anonymous said...

what else to be annoying about...

Anonymous said...

i should join AA

Anonymous said...

not alchoholics anonymous

Anonymous said...

anonymity anonyomous

Anonymous said...

it would be fun

Anonymous said...

its like rehab except you go there to remember your name

Anonymous said...

any minute now

Anonymous said...

aaaaaaaannnnnnnnyyyyyy minute now

Anonymous said...

i love you
you love me
were one happy family
with a great big hug
and a kiss from me to you
won't you say you love me too

Anonymous said...

(yes from memory)

Anonymous said...

i need a life

Anonymous said...

there i admitted it, happy?

Anonymous said...

this is like those things where you press the button

Anonymous said...

except not optional

Anonymous said...

and a heck of a lot more obnoxious

Anonymous said...

im done.

salom said...

i got a life

bye peeps

Dibsy said...

Lol nope it's soap and the hairdryer is aweosme. ^^^^^^^^ I want that hair dryer!!!

Dibsy said...

Oh no wonder there are so much comments here already. -looks at salom, anonymous, or maybe some other random person- By default, I am the third commenter, even though I am only the 37th.

Anonymous said...

and 38th

Anonymous said...

i have permanent dibs on comments 2-36 and fourty

Dibsy said...

i have permaneant dibs on commenting after anonymous. or salom. salomous.

Sonic said...

ha ha ha when I got scared when it said there were 41 comments. we should see how many comments we can post. it said that soap is scented I wonder what it smells like.

Nathaniel said...

Haha! I rememeber when me dibsy and some other bloggers just started talking on the comments page. 500 and some odd comments.

On another note, I've been wondering what to do with a drunken pirate, because I found one in my grandparents basement, any suggestions.

Oh, and you were real subtle with the boy friend comment missy moo. I almost didn't catch it... Almost.

I think I've used all of those excuses at least twice now... And I just learned them... And it's spring break... I am a terrible student.

Dibsy said...

NATTY!!! I missed you!!! >.<

Awwww, good times, good times. I remember the 500+ comment thing. It hurt we when we had to move on. (sniffsniff)

Dibsy said...

hum

Dibsy said...

i decided to read salomous's comments.

Dibsy said...

it inspired me

Dibsy said...

i look at this box of commentation in a whole new light.

Dibsy said...

hi everyone

Dibsy said...

does anyone know a link to a picture of the friendship turd?

Dibsy said...

if you do, tell me.

Dibsy said...

and i'll send it to all my friends. and even half-friends.

Dibsy said...

you can delete my comments too if you want to cruz

Dibsy said...

i feel warm and fuzzy inside now.

Dibsy said...

i should use that soap.

Dibsy said...

w00!!!

Dibsy said...

i jogged halfway around the block. that takes dedication.

Dibsy said...

i wonder where nixx is.

Dibsy said...

hmmm.

Dibsy said...

i wonder if repetitive commenters like me and salomous get annoying after a while.

Dibsy said...

i feel like dancing

Dibsy said...

speaking of which, i borrowed (stole) my mom's work-out
DVD today. (hip hop abs)

Dibsy said...

she didn't appreciate it.

Dibsy said...

i don't either. my abs don't look hip at all.

Dibsy said...

they lied to me!!!

anyways i guess this is enough. bye!!! -wavy wave wave-

Anonymous said...

wow... so many anonymous comments..
BUSTED
wat now mofo.

anycruz... cruz did u see my new template??

o and like did u realize instead of "anyway" im using "anycruz" now? lol

Anonymous said...

o ye and i borrowed levi's MAX book like a week ago, it was......AWSOMELY AMAZING!

Sonic said...

trust me. that fork looks cool now but it's really annoying cause you turn it on and goes real slow and the whole time it make this "rrrrr" sound. It's better to use a normal fork and/or spoon.

Moonwolf said...

I want that fork

Don't want the soap

Damn, thats alot of comments!

I love you lizzy
~Moonwolf

Salom said...

soap smells like cappachino

Gandalf said...

therer a long tar thar wa sing ikc lok re rar bge loytar

Nixx said...

hello Cruz.




~Nixx

Sonic said...

oh ok Id wash my hands with heavy duty capuccino.

White Forest said...

whoakay....ill just stand in the corner...

:)

Lydia said...

I love it! Deffinatly going to try thoses excuses out. lolz

Cruz said...

Shads: woot!woot! you've been getting to my posts fast! and no I haven't seen the world's smallest escalator >.<

Salom: yes you did educate me! lol and so hilarious ^^ although a bit disturbing you knew that Barney song from memory =p

Dibsy: lmao those hip abs comment made me laugh so hard! lol and um...

Sonic: I got scared when I saw that there was s o many comments too! lol and I guess that rrrrr sound would get annoying aftera while... have you finished driver's ed yet?

NATTY!!!!!!!!!!!! hmmm you say you found a drunken pirate? lol dunno what to do about that one xD and I missed you!

anycruz... CORY! lol I can say it too! and yeah I like the new template ^^

Moonwolf: I love you too! <333

Gandalf: speak ENGLISH! or at least human!lol

Nixx! where have you been? hey back atcha

White Forrest: *pulls you outta corner* hey girl! long time no see! erm... read... um ... blog... hmm you know what I mean lol

Lydia: welcome to my blog! *hands cookie* =D

kk I'll try to post tomorrow *many much hugs all around* Cruz

Nathaniel said...

Thanks, missed you too. And nobody ever does. Nobody understands me. *sniff sniff*

And so Nathaniel took his first steps towards emohood.

Sonic said...

yeah I just have to get my hours and stuff.

Lydia said...

yay cookie!! Thankies!