Only In Texas

My cousin, who lives in Oklahoma sent me this (along with some offense Texan jokes) but I thought these were funny, so I thought I 'd post them.

Here is a list of names of cities to travel to in Texas :

Need to be cheered up?
Happy,Pep, Smiley, Paradise, Rainbow, Sweet Home, Comfort, Friendship
Want something to eat?
Bacon ,Noodle , Oatmeal , Turkey , Trout , Sugar Land ,Salty, Rice ,
And top it off with:
Sweetwater

Why travel to other cities? Texas has them all!

Detroit , Colorado City , Denver City , Nevada , Memphis , Miami , Boston , Santa Fe , Tennessee Colony, Reno

Feel like traveling outside the country? Don't bother buying a plane ticket!

Athens , Canadian, China , Egypt , Turkey , London , New London , Paris ,
No need to travel to Washington D.C.
Whitehouse
We even have a city named after our planet!
Earth
And a city named after our State!
Texas City
Exhausted?
Energy

For the kids...
Kermit , Elmo , Nemo , Tarzan , Winnie , Sylvester
Other city names in Texas , to make you smile..... :
Frognot ,Bigfoot , Hogeye , Cactus , Notrees , Best, Veribest , Kickapoo , Dime Box, Telephone , Telegraph , Whiteface , Twitty, Muleshoe , Cut'n shoot, Hoot And Holler, Ding Dong

and don't forget...... Farewell, Texas





Yeah.... ONLY in Texas.....



P.S. New poll!! and this week's GO GREEN tips are up.