Psychiatric Hotline

(You will only understand this if ur familiar with mental illnesses)

*RING-RING*

Hello and welcome to the psychiatric Hotline

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  if you are obsessive-compulsive please press 1 repeatedly


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  if you are co-dependent please ask some one to press 2 for you


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  if you have multiple personalities please press 3,4,5 and 6


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  if you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are, we know what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call


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  if you are schizophrenic, listen carefully for the liitle voice to tell you what number to press


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  if you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press. No one will answer


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  if you are anxious, please start pressing numbers at random


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  if you are phobic, please do not press anything


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  if you are anal-retentive, please hold

Thank you for calling the psychiatric hotline.

PS Griffinrider said... Men are stupid. Women are evil. and that seems to be working out so that's ok. Classic! Even better than my ideas.

PSS I'm starting GO GREEN Tips on the side bar (updated weekly/bi-weekly haven't decided). Check it out.