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Wednesday, April 22

Are you like 98% of people?

In honor of Earth Day.... Go Green! or as Storm would say: Go Rainbow! xD



































My friend Blaze sent me this *waves excitedly* hiya Blaze, even tho I doubt she's ever been to my blog lol xD
A test to see if you think like 98% of other people of the 2%
Now... just follow the instructions as quickly as possible.

Do not go to the next calculation before you have finished the previous one.

You do not ever need to write or remember the answers, just do it using your mind.
You'll be surprised.

Start :
How much is:
15 + 6











3 + 56













89 + 2












12 + 53


















75 + 26

















25 + 52














63 + 32
















I know! Calculations are hard work, but it's nearly over..

Come on, one more!













123 + 5



























QUICK! THINK ABOUT A COLOR AND A TOOL!





















Scroll further to the bottom.....






















A bit more...





You just thought about a red hammer , didn't you?
If this is not your answer, you are among 2% of people who have a different,if not abnormal mind.
98% of the folks would answer a red hammer while doing this exercise.
I guessed a hammer but I chose blue O.o which is really weird cause I'm not a big fan of blue -.- I like green and pink although not together that'd be weird lol =p
OK not much new here, been busy with school (which sucks) and work (which sucks more). Shout out to my bf for helping my life not be as sucktacular, Love you Moonwolf! <333
I'll add more to post later if I have time. *hugglz to everyone*

Monday, April 13

I need that hairdryer!

This is SOAP! ewwie >.<
okay now I dunno about you but bacon does ALWAYS wake me up better than an alarm clock lol

I love this hairdryer!!! haha


Party Favors? Hor Dorves? lol





This just might be the laziest invention I've seen yet! (sidenote: I would so buy one if I saw it at the store!)


well nothing new for me, Spring Break came and went uneventful and boring, mostly I just slept alot and shopped lol... then Easter was good, as some know Easter's not a good time for me so the fact that it went good is really saying something. Or maybe it's the fact that everything else in my life is going so well *coughs-my boyfriend-coughs* that it seems nothing can really get me down LOL XD


so sorry I haven't been making it to some of ya'lls blogs, I'll get better about it. It seems everyone is having trouble keeping up or commenting blogs >.<

EXCUSES FOR SCHOOL!
-I was late for class because i was fighting with a kid who said that you werent the best teacher in the world
-I did my homework, but I just forgot to write it down!
-Please excuse Jimmy from school his hair hurt
-please excuse shyann from gym today she was watching t.v. yestuday and strained her eyes so now she can't focus well
-"I have anal glaucoma-- I don't see my ass coming to class today."
-Please excuse Jordan from school forever, because she has some weird desease called freckles
-i made my homework into a paper plane and it was highjacked
-Sorry teacher's, My dog ate my homework, then my science project ate my dog
-Molly will not be attending school today because her fish died and we're planning the flushing
-Sorry I was late; the bell rang before I got here
those are just a few, there's a whole list but eh maybe I'll post it later, allright that's all for now *hugglz to everyone*











Sunday, April 5

Workin' hard for the money!

This has nothing to do with anything but this bird is freakin awesome! lol











Second Pic: yeah that kid knows what up! lol

the third: well, it's kinda wrong but kinda funny XD


Things NOT to Say at a Job Interview

1.See photo of interviewer's family on desk, point, start laughing uncontrollably.

2.Ask if there is only one emergency exit, grin and say; 'Boy!, I bet this floor would be in trouble if someone barricaded that.'

3.Constantly fidget with underwear waistband, then blurt: 'The strawberry ones are the stickiest, don't ya' think?'

4.After detailing your greatest achievement, qualify with, 'Of course I was totally hammered at the time.'

5.Inquire on office policy of friends staying over.

6.Claim you wouldn't even need a sit-in job if Al Einstein hadn't stolen your secret patent for '2000 Flushes'.

7.Over-emphasize your ability to use a copier.

8.Ask if it's O.K. that you sit on the floor.

9.Allow that you would little impact on the overhead budget, because you swiped all the supplies from your other job.

10.Although parking was free, insist that they validate something or you're not leaving.

11.Mention your resume would have been stronger, but you didn't feel like making anything else up.

12.Ask the secretary if she'll sit on your lap during the interview.

13.Walk into interviewer's office with a tape measure, measure office from a few angles, put away, declare; 'NOW we can begin.'

14.When making small talk and the Simpson trial comes up, shout: You mean Homer and Marge are in some kind of trouble?'

15.Sniff two of your fingers hold out toward interviewer, ask; 'smell these, these smell funny to you???'

16.Upon walking in to the office for first time, ask receptionist to hold all your calls.



True Friendship

1. When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining

6. When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain.

7. When you are sick, ..stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass

9 and 10 we need ideas... anyone?

PS I bought MAX last night! weeeeeeeeee! uh-huh! oh-yeah! I rock! *starts dancing* woohoo!!! XD! of course I only got to chapter 2 cause i was on the phone with my bf for like 2 hours lol =p but they were a good 2 chapters xD lol
PSS I love you Moonwolf! <333