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okey dokey responses to comments
Alex: wOOt! first comment! and I wish I worked around chocolate =p
Shadow: hiya!
Salom: lol is that all you're going to comment from now on, altho it does make me smile lol
Nixx: you don't have to always be funny to comment, I'm just glad you comment , altho that last post on Eclipse was funny lol
Anonymous: YAY! XD cookie... muchly better!!!
Dibsy: lol ... alex was right that was random lol
Cuppy: *smells aroma of freshly baked cookies* mmmm... you know I think you might be onto something with that theory... lol
Cory: I work at a copy and print center as a cashier =( and DKECL is listed on my blog roll under SMUR
Alter: yeah it's not THAT bad because my co-workers are cool, now that I've made friends, and why are you always eating tacos? lol and thx for FINALLY coming by meh blog!!!
Iggy: How about some pranks? lol
Voyagefan: lol good luck getting first comment lol
Sonic: aww you should e-mail me some pics, I love getting e-mails, altho we already talk on blogger and Gaia lol
Girl: you're NUTS! lol and I'm going to check my messages RIGHT NOW!

Funny pranks to do at work...

mmm Jello!!! XD anyway I'll update on meh life later, because ther's nothing new....I lub you guys!!!! Byez! *hugglz to eberyone*

I (heart) Slurpees

So sorry I've been falling behind on commenting on ya'lls blogs, forgive meh? *big anime eyes* puh-leez?!

Slurpee pic (actually I know it's snow cone, couldn't find cute slurpee one) is because I kinda embarrassed my lil bro at 7-11 yesterday because I asked the counter lady if I could taste-test the new slurpee flavor lol... idk why he was trippin.

Have you guys seen my avatar for Gaia? She's so cutey patootey! I've been upgrading lol I'm so girly, whenever I've changed her clothes, hair, anything I ask my friend Girl Who Could Fly how she looks lol my guy friends must think I'm nuts because I keep changing haha I know I know IT'S JUST A GAME *bonks head* but attire is important! at least to me lol... oh! hey you guys should go check her Flamex art pics at her pics blog HERE she wanted some feedback. Purtty puh-leez...

ZOMG! I read this really freaky story and it freaked me out and I liked it lol, it's not long, if you want to read it, it's called The Story of a Medieval Lunatic by door-knob-eating-carpet-licker, it's good. Umm what else? idk I'm bored!

OK so I've almost finished my first week at work, and I thought I should tell you guys some things I've learned... *ahem*

-Cardboard CAN give paper cuts

-A copier can runs thousands of copies SUPA fast, and if you put your hand inside one right after it has, all the metal parts are SUPA hot, stupid paper jams

-30 minutes isn't long enough lunch for me

-People always want more for less, or something for nothing

-Copier toner ink isn't liquid IT'S POWDER and it stains

-I can sincerely smile and nod my head while cussing someone out in my head (dang voices! not while I'm at work!)

-The newest employee gets the honor *dripping with sarcasm* of doing all the crappy, dirty, and most energy-consuming jobs.... I feel like the slave-kitty :( awww sadnizzz!!!

I'll survive =p I love my blog and meh bloggage fwiends, you always makes me feel better XD okay that's all that's new in meh life... *big hugglz to everyone* Lubs u guys!!!! *passes out freshly baked cookies with smiley faces on em*

I freaked the muff out! lol

OK so update... ummm... I don't like my job, but I won't bum you out with details, maybe later. lol... I'm having a really good hair day! I'm wearing my hair in sorta soft curls but it's not frizzy YAY!.... okay that was needless information haha... I'm multi-tasking -talking on Flamex chat- responding to PM on Gaia and- writing this post.... I'm so awesome! no for real, I'm kinda confused lol... oh! i know! my lil brother (he'll be 13 next month) asked me questions about... um... hehe... the birds and the bees! I FREAKED THE MUFF OUT! I still see him as a kid, I told him to go talk to dad, but he said was all "clinical" when he talked about it LOL it was so AwKwArD, but I didn't know what to do so I just answered him, it wasn't like DETAILED stuff, more like relationshippy and expectation stuff, okay now this is getting weird, so I'm going to stop talking a bout it lol it was funny, but I did freak out he's just a kid! >.<

Curious... what would be the first thing you would do if you could be invisible? random thought!

*shakes head* what's the world coming to, if this is what's tying up our justice system... altho it is pretty weird/funny WEIRD LAWSUITS

Sued after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler
In January 2000, Kathleen Robertson of Austin Texas was awarded $780,000.00 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running a muck inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving tyke was Ms. Robertson's son.

Sued after getting stuck on the house he was robbingIn October 1998, A Terrence Dickson of Bristol Pennsylvania was exiting a house he finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up, because the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn't re- enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation, so Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry dog food. This upset Mr. Dickson, so he sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed to the tune of half a million dollars and change.

Sued a restaurant after she slipped on a spilled drinkIn May 2000, a Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania $113,500.00 after she slipped on a spilled soft drink and broke her coccyx. The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson threw it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument

Sued Winnebago after crashing it In November 2000 Mr. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32 foot Winnebago motor home. On his first trip home, having joined the freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the drivers seat to go into the back and make himself a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly the Winnie left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him in the handbook that he couldn't actually do this. He was awarded $1,750,000 plus a new Winnie. (Winnebago actually changed their handbooks on the back of this court case, just in case there are any other complete morons buying their vehicles)

Sued the neighbor he was trying to steal from In June 1998, a 19 year old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000.00 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran his hand over with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn't notice someone was at the wheel of the car whose hubcap he was trying to steal.

Sued Blain and Copperfield to demand they reveal their secrets to him Christopher Roller of Burnsville, Minn. Roller is mystified by professional magicians, so he sued David Blaine and David Copperfield to demand they reveal their secrets to him -- or else pay him 10 percent of their lifelong earnings, which he figures amounts to $50 million for Copperfield and $2 million for Blaine. The basis for his suit: Roller claims that the magicians defy the laws of physics, and thus must be using "godly powers" -- and since Roller is god (according to him), they're "somehow" stealing that power from him

*hugs all around* lub u guys!!!!! BYEZ!!!! I'l try to add more later, but dunno.

Does that make me CrAzY?

So I've been really busy lately, and now I'm going to be even busier. Why?..... Because I HAVE A JOB!!! *everyone boooos* I know! I don't want to grow up! So I goto school half a day(as most of you know) and now a job on top of that, so much for the easy life....It shouldn't be hard, I'm going to be working in a print shop, making copies, cashiering, and whatever else. Ugh I start tomorrow, I'm so bummed. I have to work or I get kicked out of my Comm/Wk Class and have to goto school all day. Which I rather work than school and bonus I'll make money, *grumbles-not much-grumble* but it's better than school where I make none. lol I'll try to keep up with the blog, but we'll see. I considered deleting the blog, but then decided against it and wait to see how I handle everything.

poor Gandalf *shakes head* he's getting tackle-hugs from several girls... poor Gandalf... WAIT! is that a bad thing? hmmm maybe secretly he LIKES the hugglz *giggles* maybe?

Do you hear that? That's the sound of my sanity slipping away... so here's a list of ways to keep a healthy level of insanity...

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
3) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors.'
4) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire desk area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
5) Dont use any punctuation
6) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
7) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
8) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
9) Put mosquito netting around your desk. Play a CD of jungle sounds all day.
10) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend the party because you're not in the mood.
11) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I Won!""3rd time this week!!!" 12) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
13) UsE RAnDoM cAPiTaliZaTiON iN EvEryTHiNg YOu wrITe
14) "Hi-lite" your shoes. Tell people that you haven't lost your shoes since you did this.
15) Follow delivery men around in pure James Bond style, but make it very obvious.
16) Whenever you answer the phone, do so in a french accent, and slowly change it to a Japanese accent.
17) When the someone starts talking to you, open and drink a bottle of ketchup.
18) Put those hole reinforcing circles on the center of you eyeglasses. Insist they were made that way
19) Have races in the corridors with chairs that don't have wheels on them
20) Hold open automatic doors for people.
21) Threaten to jump out of a ground floor window.
22) Replace the mouse with a real mouse.
23) Drive to school and walk back.
24) Ask to borrow a pencil, snap it in front of their face, ask for another
25) Wear socks on the outside of your shoes.
26) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
27) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".

Any other suggestions? and since we were talking about wanted here's cool pics of stuff getting shot... *hugglsnugglz to EVERYONE*

QUESTIONS ANSWERED My tattoo is black, about one inch high and wide (it's small), the parlor was called In the Skin (I think) It hurt about a 4 (on scale 1-10) it didn't feel like I thought it would. It felt like scratchy and pinchy when it was already raw. I cried but worth it! idk how much mine was alone, but Aria's and mine together was over $200 something, and plus I got mine on my hip, so I had my pants half way down around my knees the whole time! It was ok, it was just me Aria and the tattoo lady (who btw looked like a school teacher! so much for my cliche belief that only large burly tattooed men give tattoos lol) Thanks to everyone for being so supportive. A few friends in real life weren't, and it bummed me out cuz they kept saying how permanent it is. But it was for my mom, so I won't regret it and somehow getting the same tattoo she got mad me feel closer to her, cheesy, irrational and delusional maybe but I know I won't regret it.

QUESTIONS ASKED... why are we attacking Gandalf with hugglz? lol he hates hugglz... and why are we hating on RP? HATERS! lol Beth my tank's in the shop getting repainted PINK CAMOUFLAGE!!! lol

MY NON DATING SOCIAL LIFE okay so you people know I have a Gaia acct (online rpg game). Well this guy PM (private message) me and asked "hey wanna hook-up?" me "what?" (thinking I misinterpreted) him " I think ur cute. Wanna hook-up?" me "really? thx, do I know you in rl (real life)?" him "no but I like your avi (avatar)" PAUSE! All girl avatars look the same on this game, so this just adds to my confusion CONT' me "how the heck do u expect to hook-up? lol" him "nvmd" (never mind) me "seriously?" (I seriously didn't understand) him No Response HE BLEW ME OFF! ugh so I go check out his profile, and he's 14! I got blown off by a 14 yr old! I don't know why this made me feel so rejected but it did. Stupid, huh? So I ask my friend wtf he was talking about and she explains you CAN have a bf on gaia but that you rpg "romance" LIGHT BULB! and also kinda weird, but okay....SO IN SUMMARY not only have I not been on a real date in over.... ugh 3 months, now that I count it, it's more depressing, but I met a guy online once (but he would drive down from OK so we could see each other) was by my dad's standards "too old for me" hence the deletion of my facebook when I didn't stop talking to him, but NOW I have also failed at rpg dating! (without even trying) I seriously think I'm getting close to breaking some sort of record at how many avenues of dating can one girl fail at... I'm hopeless, I blame fairy tales for my false hopes in romance lol

ZOMG! Jake commented! YAYZ! thx for coming by Jake! oh I wish I had time to respond to all my comments, but I'm pressed for time so in response to EVERYONE! you're all nuts! and I love you for it! lol , I've just been crazy busy but I'll get better at responding PROMISE!

Pics of cool cars and......*super-sized hugglz all around* Cruz

Ready?

Really really quick post, some people I talked to last night already know, but this is such big news I'm posting about it..... ready?..... ready?.... I GOT A TATTOO!!! Aria and I got matching tattoos, the same one my mom had, she passed away 2 yrs ago. So it like represents her so I don't think I'll regret it. It's an asian symbol for peace and serenity. I've been begging my dad for like a year and yesterday he caved! Aria's in like 2 inches wide on her back right shoulder and mine is like a inch on my hip. I saw Aria get hers first, and afterward (I was such a wuss) I was like "I want mine tinier" lol.... In case you're wondering... I did cry a little, ok maybe more than that. It wasn't what I expected for it to feel like to get it. Anyway I'll post more about it when I got time.

I did read all comments, I'll respond when I have more time, oh but to Salom and Gandalf: LEAVE ROBBIE P ALONE! we're not starting this again! last time it ended with threats on his life lol ok ok I'll keep the fangirl side of me down to a minimum and thx for hugglz Gandalf... and just for the heck of it, a funny vid about a magical door... Sonic, I think I did it right, I guess we'll see...

I love America

I like these pics lol... So I'm off school today thru Tues for family court stuff. For those I know in real life or the few that know what I'm talking about, I'm okay. Aria's home and the whole family is leaving tonight out of town to do that stuff tomorrow, even my brothers are behaving themselves A MIRACLE! and I'm okay so far, just need a few extra hugs and smiles to keep me from spiralling down. So I thought I'd do a funny post to cheer myself up a bit. Here we go...

Craziest Most Pointless Laws in the US

State Laws My Comments

Alabama:

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. So, the fake glasses with the big nose is ok?

You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant. Where else am I suppose to chain him?

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time. Everyone knows you carry it in your FRONT pocket duh!

Alaska:

Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time. Where are they suppose to get their haircut!!! This is so prejudice

While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited. It should be illegal to wake me up too

Arizona

Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs It's true! They just can't find a comfortable position

It is illegal to take naked photographs before noon on Sunday. How exactly would they know what time you t-..... hey! who's that in the window?

It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water. How about a chocolate shake?

Mohave County: A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up. Isn't that WHY they were stealing the soap in the first place?

Arkansas

It is illegal to buy or sell blue lightbulbs I like Rainbow ones!

Little Rock: Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.; Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term; It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday; No person shall sound the horn on a vehicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M. -Little Rock City Code Sec. 18-54 I don't even know where to start with this one...

California

A city ordinance states that a $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a nuclear device within city limits Very threatening, seriously scary.... A FINE!

A regulation in San Francisco makes it unlawful to use used underwear to wipe off cars in a car wash. EWWWW, you know someone had to do this for it to even be a law

Baldwin Park: Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. Ugh! No fun.

Hollywood: It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time OK peoples only 1,999 sheep or we're breaking the law!

In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. Is that with each other? or at all? ... just curious

It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss This one could've saved many a marriage

It is illegal to eat an orange in your bath tub So a steak dinner is okay?

Lodi: It is illegal to own or sell "Silly String". NOOOO!!!!

Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine. Poor futterbys!!!

No vehicle WITHOUT a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour Good to know!

Colorado:

It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver Erm otay...

In Denver, Colorado it is illegal for Barber's to give massages to nude customers unless it is for instructional purposes Instructional purposes? riiiiiiggghhhttt....

Logan County: It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep Question is, what if she's awake and he's the one that's asleep, would it still be illegal? *looks off into distance dreamy eyed thinking of Robert Pattinson* oh sorry, where was I?

It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence. Me or the horse? Just need clarification...

Okay obviously I only posted a few states, but I do have the entire list, so if you want to know more of them just comment and I'll do another post of these, or a specific state just let me know. I hope you had a good laugh *hugglsnugglz to everyone* Cruz

Cakes!

X Box Cake

Star Wars
Money Machine

Back to the Future

Super Mario Brothers (2 pics)

Okay I have some stuff to say to some people- Responses

Beth: *hugs back*

Gandalf: the war is not over! is it ever?

Levi: FINALLY someone agrees with me! I feel validated in my rant lol thanks so much for commenting!

Iggy: lol pink! I lurve PINK!!!

Aurora: awww I wish I could've seen Zeev, sounds uber-cute! and I love the Sweeney Todd bkgd on your blog!!

Cory: AHA! I knew it!!! the traitor works for you! a spy! lol

Nathaniel: LONG LIVE THE FISHY KING!!! =p and I responded at your blog, and btw you need to post again! I'm bored!!!

Rybon: hmmm I guess that dragon kept you busy, cuz you've been gone a really long time, but hey I like the pic you posted, you should use that as your profile pic...

Dibsy: hiya!!!! and after all those names, you finally decide on Dibsy o.O

Griffinrider: My dad and cousin are the ones that e-mail me funny pics, jokes and stuff and then I post it on my blog, oh noez! my secret is out! lol but yeah, I don't actually know where they find their stuff

Nixx: I hate it when Monkey cats steal my brains, it's such an inconvenience! lol and you should totally write a story about that! lol

Girl: YAY!!! I got your comment on my profile sooooo hiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!! lol and wtf? supercali ummm supercallif ermmm supaca okay I give up, that was really random! lol XD

*big hugglz all around* and even to Storm who *gasp* didn't comment, but I understand, her flock's going thru drama right now... to Storm and Radar--->BLOW EM UP!!!

I'm NOT smarter than a 4th Grader

Responses to Comments:

Dibsy: *waves back* and wowza lotsa name changes... so is this your final answer? erm name change? for real lol

Gandalf: thanks for the clarification

Girl: I watched it... so funny!!!!

Salom: lol Fat Bastard! so funny...

Beth: of course I mentioned you!

Storm: NO!!! they're NOT suggestions... and I'm not surprised by these examples lol... and yes you're a birdfreak but you're the bestest one!

Aurora: lubs u too! and go back one post, I posted a pic of pop-tarts for Zeev!

C: It really was cute! I shoulda taken a pic lol and hey thx for coming by my blog!

door-knob-eating-carpet-licker: you're welcome! and hey I think that's the first time you've commented on my blog YAY!

Nixx: NO! don't cry!!! *gives Nixx brightly wrapped candy* sugar makes happee!!!

Happee New Years!! *sips from champagne flute filled with sparkling cranberry juice* I got that from Storm, I ess speshul! lol anyway, how was everyone's New Years? *first hugglz of the new year to everyone*

mine was okay, New Year's Eve we watched movies until it was time for us to all go our seperate ways. oh! I watched Spaceballs! lol Gandalf that's sci-fi, does it count? and Stardust, cuz Girl said I should, and it was NOT what I expected, and Kung-Fu Panda, and something else I don't remember... anyway then my bros went to this camp-out sleepover party, and I went to my friends house, it was soooo much fun, I didn't get to bed til like 3:30. Then when I woke up I had to go pick up my bros and meet all the family at the land. "the land" is just that, a piece of land in the country about 20 minutes outta town. My dad had intended on building a house, but um yeah never got around to it, so now we just use it for bbq's and b-day parties. Well for New Year's we did have a bbq and KICKBALL! okay the WHOLE family plays kickball, you're not too young or too old, and no one is excused from playing. It was ok, I almost got impaled by the kickball, it was from my 12 yr old bro, so it was totally on purpose. but w/e I was safe. Food was ok, I don't like bbq so I ate other stuff, mostly desserts... heehee... anyway then we went home and that's about it

oh no! wait, the reason for my title, New Year's Eve we played "Are you smarter than a 5th grader" and my 9 yr old brother won! he's in 4th grade! so yeah I'm not smarter than a fifth grader, or apparently a fourth grader. That game is TOTALLY RIGGED!!! there's NO WAY those questions were fifth grade, or those million dollar ones either! IT'S RIGGED I TELL YOU!!! No I'm not a sore loser... I'm so gonna post some of those questions, maybe later or tomorrow, but you'll see, it's not just me! I SWEAR! okay enough of that... and NOW Funny pics!

Thong Car?

and (below) Who's the Traitor?