I got one.... finally lol

okay I got a facebook, im usually on it from my cell phone and I just started it so forgive me if I add you then spam ya with comments, I haven't quite figured it all out yet lol... so anyone who wants to add me, looking up my name would take FOREVER -damn common names- so my email is lizc42@gmail.com

I'll update more when I got time... luffles you all and hugglz all around

add infected post.

ok so yeah like it hints at the top this is basicallay a random post which has no meaning whatsoever. however i'll try to make a meaning as i go on, but don't count on it, seeing as i'm also really tired, but i don't think i'll have school tomorrow because my school flooded, so im pretty much just gonna sleep in and if we have school anyway thats just too damn bad, isn't it. i just realised that my spelling is going really well lately, and that i only have 3 words with the red squigglys under them lol i didn't even know squigglys was spelled that way but apparently it's correct because i don't see the squigglys under the word squigglys. thats a fun word to write, squigglys. i'll give a cookie to whoever can find a rhyme for squiggly. or would that be whomever? grammar rules elude me. oh well i'll just go with whomever because it sounds like something a brit would say and we all know brits use proper english because they invented it. why do the british have like three names. you can call them british english or... ok maybe just british and english but im not going to correct myself because for the extent of this post im not letting myself use backspace, which doesn't even make sense because the backspace doesn't actually make a space backwards, it just deletes a letter, so shouldn't it be called backwards delete? of course then again if you click backspace while on internet explorer, it takes you back a webpage, so that kinda sucks if you accidentally bump it while doing anything important like looking up shakespeare translations hot damn my hands are getting tired now lol i just said hot damn i must be a hillbilly hey speaking of hillbillys i saw this really funny guy when i went to the city the other day and he looked like a lumberjack and he had suspenders and a plaid shirt except it was blue instead of red but if you could imagine the blue shirt being red he looked like a lumberjack i locked my car when he walked by because i read this really scary story about this little girl in a red suit that was attacked by a lumberjack and a wolf saved her. or did the wolf attack her and the lumberjack save her? either way i didn't take my chances because you just can't trust people who look like they have an axe. and my hands are REALLY starting to hurt and this is getting really boring typing excessively for no monetary gain so could you guys please send in money? pretty pleasE? ok that sounded gay and i capitalised the e so it looked stupid and gay at the same time just forget i said pretty please oh shit i said it again im just gonna stop typing now before i embarass myself further than i alreaddy have.

ps. Cruz you can delete this pot at your discretion

pps. lol i said pot. i meant post. disregard the pot.

Top Ten Scariest Movies for Wimps! And yes that includes you.

i canned my old idea because i thought this would be a little funnier and make readers enjoy this blog since people dont want to be frightened. To make things more enjoyable. I put my opion and some of are even my favorites movies. Surprised arn't.
So heres Number 10 rounding off my list is.
Shawn of the Dead.
Its a comedy, but Its so funny you dont think its scary. It stars Simons Pegg and its just another zombie movie you think. It's not. It's a spoof that just makes you want to lawl your pants off. With its gore, its not a very "friendly movie", but its very enjoyable to watch

#9. The Legend of Sleepy Hollow

It's Disney. It's Animated. It's rated G. Thats all. Its about a half of hour with music until the last 3 minutes when the horseman comes. And well if u read the book you probably know what happened. Its an alright movie, leave it for the kiddies.

#8 The Nightmare Before Christmas

It's a great movie. Great Danny Elfman music and it was Produced my Tim Burton. He directed one of my favorite movies Ed Wood. Half the movies isnt even about Halloween, but Great Characters, Great music, And just a great movie at all. I say This is one of my favorite disney movies.

#7 Plan 9 From Outerspace.
This is the Worst movie ever. And everyone says so. Cheaply made and its so bad its good. Ed wood worst director ever. But this is how he makes movies. CHEAP FAST AND BAD. This movie is trying to be scary, but everything goes wrong. Everythings fake and its just so funny. HE has made alot more horror movies like Bride of the monster,but this is just had to make it on the list. I say this is a movie to watch for a cheap laugh and just make fun of. Watch it!! Its just that good. *sarcasm But i really love this movie.

#6 The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Omg this movie. Why????? Its not considered scary because its a musical , but a musical about Transvestie for transexual translynia and thats just scary. Tim Curry makes the show. Well........... Hes the Trans. Its just so random and so good. CLassic songs and classic characters make this movie good.

Heres Two songs from that movie That everyone knows.

#5 Hocus Pocus

It's Disney. Its Witches. Its just too kiddy-ish. Yes Most non scary movies are made for kids like this one. This tries to be funny, but i never liked it. It stars sex in the city's Sarah Jessica Parker. Shes in my favorite movie. Ed Wood!!!!

Its a KId MOVIE

#4 Casper.

Its A GOD DAMN KIDS MOVIE :P

"who you gonna call! Not us" Its a quote from this movie where dan aykroyd dresses as a ghoster buster running out of the house. This movie is terrible.

#3 Idle Hands

My movies are not in order because i am too lazy. But this movie is just so funny. It combines 80's terrible horror with 90's comedy. It has a cameo by TOM DELONGE from blink 182 and the offspring (one of my favorite bands) are in that movie. Its rated R so its NOT A KIDDIE MOVIE
ITS NOT

#2 IT's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

Okay Review this yourself :P

Number One. THis is one of my Favorite comedies of all time. It was directed by my favorite Director MEL BROOKS. NUMBER ONE IS

YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN

I could say how awesome this movie is. Its the best comedy ever.

I rather post a vid. Heres my favorite part of the movie.

happy Halloween from Boldizar I hope you have a great one and please give me some candy!

Hi ( The Best Post Name EVER!!!!)

I am Boldizar and i am here to MAN up Cruz's Blog. I am Like one of her Best friends even tho i live far away. I cant Spell Very well, so if u see a mistake don't Point it Out. This is my first post here and soon to be many more. If u would like to know me better read my about me. Well anyway before i usually get off topic there is a website i stumbled on recently called http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/
Wal-Mart is Best/ Worst places ever. There unreasonably low Prices and Unreasonably stupid people!!!

cruz you haven't been posting lately... post... even though its the school year...

RaNdOm PiCs

I'm a busy girl so I got nothin to post but random pics and a vid I liked, so here they are ...

Love you all, I'll try to post when things slow down with school and work *hugglsnugglz*
Absolutely Hilarious Bathroom Mirror Prank - Watch more Pranks

Cruz's Birthday

Ok, so unless you're a complete idiot, you've figured out that it is indeed Cruz's birthday today. I would be leaving this post to her except that its doubtful that she'll get on today, considering it is her birthday. So just leave a happy birthday comment. I would post more but i still have AP Bio homework to do by tomorrow and i haven't exactly started yet. So just comment and stuff and im sure Cruz will be around to say something by tomorrow

My Rocket Has No Brakes Dx

Cruz here ^^ and um random title... I saw that somewhere and it made me laugh, cause it made me think of Jackass 2 where Johnny Knoxville was on the rocket XD

Can you believe that??? Dx I'd be pissed...I wonder if the mom sided with the student or with the teacher with the whole undermining authority thing.... makes me think of the crazy shit Cory dealt with from that one teacher last year lol .......and to offset that school pic above, this one below =D wowza lol

what's new with me? not much... I've been off work for 2 weeks, unpaid but oh well... I ate Olive Garden the other day, it was YUMMY! the day I had school registration... that's right, I'm going to stay in school, bleh... its a deal I made with my dad... I still get to move out tho WooHoo, however I have to get my diploma and not my GED.... but still moving out! however my apt not far from my house v.v .... do you guys notice a lot of "howevers"... yeah that's the way deals with my dad go =/

My VERY good friend Boldizar has a blog----> HERE ... yes very is in caps cuz he really is a VERY good friend, he is .... ummm.... very different, but in an awesome way XD , just a heads up... I think we logged 2200 something cell minutes last month =O.... I talk too much LOL and don't even get me started on txts... I txt ALOT and its really hard not to text talk when I'm typing lol even at this moment, I'm having to control myself lol

hmmmm now I want marshmallows!!!!! NOW! right now! *sad* no one brought me any ]= *sighs* anyway *hugglsnugglz all around*

mean but funny horoscopes

HILARIOUS HOROSCOPES!

AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18)
You are inventive and imaginative, which explains your habitual lying. Because Aquarians have no sex appeal whatsoever, they are fortunate to have no sexual drive. Of course, everyone regards you as being dense, but you never notice. Your idea of fine food usually involves some form of hot dogs. Inherent dishonesty may cause problems in P.M.
PISCES (February 19-March 20)
Your idea that you are attractive to the opposite sex is rooted in your vivid imagination. The rest of us laugh a lot about that. Research shows there are twice as many Piscean jokes as Polish jokes, but you, of course, are not aware of that. Hair in nose presents social handicap in P.M. Good day to practice alphabet.
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
You are loyal, hard working, and trustworthy, which helps explain why you are a minimum wage flunky. You have no special skills not involving a broom. Most likely, you drive a used Camaro with empty Burger King sacks under the front seats. Avoid wearing swimsuit until very late P.M.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
You are persistent and determined when striving for a goal, but have no clue how to achieve it. All your friends pretend not to notice your lack of intelligence--at least to your face. Research shows that if Taureans were not counted in student tests, grade point averages in this country would rise 4.5 percent. A.M. good time to quit school.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
You are extraordinarily intelligent and articulate, and those around you appreciate intelligence in someone so ugly. Geminis are known to become more repulsive as they grow older; future looks bleak. You are known among co-workers as "Horse Face". P.M. best time for plastic surgery; A.M. good time to buy breath mints wholesale.
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
You are conservative and against taking risks. This makes you the dullest person in your circle of friends (if you have any friends), especially considering your utter lack of ambition and/or imagination. There has never been a Cancer who has amounted to anything. Ignore your fantasy of meeting Pat Sajak in person, since he wouldn't like you either. P.M. don't miss Tournament of Champions on "Family Feud".
LEO (July 23-August 22)
You are compassionate, understanding, and sympathetic; that's why you are known among friends as a sucker. Your parents secretly gave your brothers and sisters hundreds of toys, and while you slept the rest of the family ate meat. You wore hand-me-downs even though you were the oldest child. Tomorrow P.M. check career opportunities at McDonald's.
VIRGO (August 23-September 22)
Virgos are clever and able to achieve notoriety; that's why your friends regard you as a self-centered boor. You most likely have never watched a PBS program, but it you did, you didn't understand it. If you were at all likeable, friends would pity you; as it is, no one ever thinks about you. No Virgo has ever been elected to public office. A.M. best time for sulking.
LIBRA (September 23-October 22)
You are shrewd in business matters and can usually get your way with others. That's why everyone despises you. Closest friends enjoy having parties that are kept secret from you. Co-workers often mimic your poor posture. Even Dale Carnegie wouldn't like you. P.M. good time to commit fraud you've been considering.
SCORPIO (October 23-November 21)
You are optimistic, enthusiastic, and ambitious. Too bad you have no talent. Most Scorpios end up in prison or on welfare, and it has been documented that all Scorpios have husbands or wives who cheat. There has never been a Scorpio with a successful marriage, and all Scorpios have less-than-average children. P.M. best time to spy on spouse.
THEY ARE ALSO REALLY AWESOME AND FIFTY TIMES BETTER THEN THE REST OF YOU IDIOTS OUT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!
SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21)
You are artistic and imaginative, but that stems from your warped view of reality. Very few people admit to being a Sagittarian, but the rest of us know who you are because all Sagittarians are left-handed. If you are not left-handed, your mother has lied to you about your birthdate as part of a cover-up. A.M. good time to search for real father.
CAPRICORN (December 22-January 19)
Capricorns can often be trained to be fairly good bus drivers and reasonably successful shoe sales clerks, but they cannot be taught to succeed at personal relationships. You probably have no social plans for the weekend anyway, but if so, they will result in disaster. It is unfortunate that Capricorns have no sex appeal to go along with their inordinately powerful sex drive. P.M. good time to rent videos

I'm NO Pansy! [Cruz here]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiii everypeoples *hugglz to everyone* I've missed you all so much! I know Salom's been busy so I thought I'd make a quick post (don't get used to it tho)

okies so what's new??? um I just been working alot >.<>

ugh don't you hate it when you're eating some potato wedges covered in cheese and one of yours friends ask "Don't you know how many calories is in that?" and I'm like "No and I don't care" if I cared I wouldn't have ordered my potato wedges and covered in cheese to begin with [and omg! I just misspelled wedges and it looked like wedgies xD but with two e's but I fixed it lol]

Hawaiian Punch drink has too much sugar, it was like the ultimate sweet drink or something, I had some at my cousin's house cuz that's all they had and I almost wennt into sugar-shock.... unintentionally of course =p had I planned it, it would be a different scenario

Why am I talking bout food? idk guess I'm hungry lol oh I looked up my name in an HP name generator and I was "Pansy" boo!!!! Dx

I had a really good day yesterday,I went and saw the new HP woohoo *mini-dances* and then later went to the lake with friends which was a blast, but the lake level was low cuz of all the heat, we been in the 100's non-stop since idk forever it feels like, crazy hot here >.< mess ="p">

Much love to Everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hugglsnugglz all around* <3333

Funny Duct tape pics just for the hell of it =D

This is soooooo inappropriate, and I'm a huge Twilight fan but this was hilarious SO WRONG

The Portabella Mushroom Burger.

Several things to get to in this blog post. Several opinions to be stated. Let's start with the question we've all been asking ourselves all these years. Why is the fast food joint known as "Hardy's" only found in the Midwest states? Everywhere else it is called "Carl's Jr." Why is this? I believe it is a consiracy. But not the hippy kind of conspiracy, its the gnome kind of conspiracy.



Did the above make any sense whatsoever to you? Because if it did you might have serious mental issues. Back to the gnome conspiracy theory.

We all have those neighbors who are all weird and buy those terribly strange lawn ornaments. (seriously no offense if you have any). The lawn ornaments come in all shapes and sizes. theres the pink flamingos. the unrealistic deer. but the leader of all of these rogue lawn ornaments is the lawn gnome. you see, gnomes have been associated with lawns since the dawn of time. the cavemen used gnomes to scare away other cavemen. the neanderthals used the gnome as a crude toothpick. the medeviel peoples used lawn gnomes as tips on their spears. but it was not untill recently that lawn gnomes had taken over humans minds to the extreme that the humans started manufacturing more kinds of gnomes, and different kinds of lawn ornaments such as the flamingos and deer. it is especially bad at christmas time with all of those fat red pajama guys and all of their reindeer join the squad of lawns ornaments. and if that isnt enough proof, i have evn more proof.

it was may seventh nineteen ninty two. Terrell Jones, who was a travel agent, had just gone to the store and bought fifty lawn gnomes to decorate his very plain lawn. within the next year, Mr Jones had founded travelocity, the symbol of which is the lawn gnome.

if that isnt enough proof, then screw you.

now you're probably wondering why i called this post the portabella mushroom burger.

let me give you a rough description of this burger.

lettuce. onion. tomato. burger. cheese. condomints. but what is this?

they put ****ing mushrroms on the dang thing!

i thought they just clled it the portabella mushroom burger because it was a burger!

they did NOT alert me that there were mushrooms on this burger.

not to mention.

you know how they call it the "six dollar burger" because its worth six dollars but you get it for cheaper?

well in certain places in california, you can buy a six dollar burger for seven dollars.

the name itself SCREAMS ripoff.

ok yeah my hands are getting tired fromall of this typing and crap. so yeah...


-Salom

I'm not good with titles. I think I'll leave this field blank.

WARNING: THIS IS A VERY RANDOM POST WITH ABSOLUTELY NO POINT. IF YOU THINK THAT POSTS ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A POINT, LEAVE NOW! Please refrain from using flash photography beyond this point No food, drink or CruzControl haters beyond this point. Thank you. now on to the part Cruz wrote on.. just a second... ok it was the thirtieth of January of 2008. thats a long time ago. so please enjoy this Cruz-ful post


Things to do in a bathroom stall when you are bored:

1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor," May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say in disgust "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that colour before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the Stall walls of your neighbours while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

11. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbour and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

Not Closing.

Ok, so I know that Cruz has been through this with you all that she's leaving, and she's even put up two posts saying so. But, the blog is staying, so... it's all ok right?

Erm... alright then. I know most of you don't know me, and if you do it's from those annoying little (or not so little) comments I leave here periodicly. But this is a temporary thing until Cruz decides to continue on with the blog. so... ill make a post later today or tomorrow. Bye.

Goodbye For Real (updated)

Dibsy: miss you more girl >.<

Nixx: I didn't delete just hid, but decided to put them back out, for the heck of it lol and don't quit... hmmm kinda hypocritical for me to say that huh? lol

Alex, Aurora, and pack: group hugglz, I love you guys and all your crazy (and very entertaining) antics lol

Cuppy, Levi, and Cory *group hugglz to yall* I'm sowwee >.<

Cuppy: keep making awesome sounding clothes!

Levi finish the tater tot story! lol

Cory... well we'll always have our perverted memories, you grabbing ma ass, you grabbing dibsy bra and Cuppy getting jealous, good times lol

Sonic, Shads, Talon: miss ya guys whole flock

Gandalf: ahh fitting that I leave with even less an idea what the heck you just said >.<>

Jakey hun you know I don't like drama, I can't stand it >.<

Jordan; thanks... and actually Jordan commented since last year when I started my blog she's just been gone on and off the past months

Dark Wolf: bye

Beth: I cried too :( I might reconsider but I need time hun and

Salom... well I talk to in dozens of messages today lol so no goodbye needed xD

I had to respond to anonymous... so much for trying to leave quietly and drama-free, who r u? could only be a select few people that knew the ex bf and ex bff drama, I don't need drama....

blogger was my source of entertainment, an escape from the everyday, a good time with friends, but blogger has become nothing but drama and problems and stress, I don't need those things.

And I don't hate Moonwolf or Girl, just don't want anything to do with either of them.... but thanks for airing out my personal business Dx
If I wanted the details to all my drama problems out I would have posted it, but I'm not like that. and I'd appreciate it if anyone who knows about what's going on, please out of respect to me, please keep you're mouths shut....

I'm trying reallllllly hard to be the bigger person and do the right thing and just remove myself from the drama, so please don't make it worse by bringing it up, it's hurtful enough.... it's incredibly hard enough to leave...

and geez you guys are so wonderful... I might reconsider coming back, maybe, someday, like maybe months from now, dunno, but not after I've had sometime to heal and get over and get passed the drama... you guys make me feel so loved, I really appreciate every one of you and every comment on here, gaia, private msgs, emails, and ugh I never knew you guys cared so much, I wish I could hugglz all of you for real.... love you guys *super special hugglz* Goodbye <333

Goodbye

I was trying to delete my blog, but there was too many posts, I'll delete the rest some other day but for now......This blog is closing >.< Goodbye Everyone *hugglz* <3

Shcool?

[Title has to do with pics below] Okay so update on my life... gotta make this quick >.<

School: sucks, I had a load of make-up work from last week when I was really sick plus finals coming up and these last two weeks seem to go so slow I swear they're moving backwards at one point -.-

Friends: Lots and lots of Graduation parties the next few weekends WooHoo *starts mini-dancing*

Boyfriend: broken up -.- don't ask.... it was a looooonnnnnggggg emotional ordeal and I'd rather not go into it, but we're still friends

Family: on my damn nerves, every single one of them, I guess being locked up with them for two weeks (cause of flu thing) will do that to you, but everyone's still one piece ^^ for the most part lol

My Blog: trying to convince my gaia bro Kry to help me post, we have like the same sense of humor and he's like the awesomest *looks at Kry with big bambi eyes* puh-leez help meh! lol

funny but innappropriate pic here

fail pics cause I was at Jake's blog and he had a really funny fail vid ^^ so yeah here ya go

HaPpEe BiRfDaY to meh blog!

I know. I know. I'm going to bloggage hell for my lack of postage.... I'm sorry.... forgive me! I have been reading your blogs, its just I read them on my phone (has internet) but I don't comment cuz I can't sign in on my phone >.<
Btw what the hell kinda color is that Storm?................ and under what circumstances is a snowcone a weapon Cory!

I've been real busy and had tons of drama.... not to mention the time I usually blog is in school cause I have so much free time there =p but actually my school got shut down and all across the city, cause there was a confirmed case of swine flu.... so yeah no school for 2 weeks, sounded good at first but then I realized EVERYONE was outta school, including my bros and cousins and needless to say its a full house -.- not fun....

but to agree with a previous post of Levi's I believe I am now addicted to texting aswell, cause that's the only way for everyone to stay in touch seeing as most people don't have free minutes in the daytime >.<

Oh! and one more thing, I was too busy to blog when it happened, but My Blog's Birthday was a few weeks ago, sooooooooooooooo........................ Happy Birfday to meh blog!!!! Feel free share in virtual birthday cake! lol

Everyone's freakin out about this flu that even church was cancelled.... so to make sure I had my healthy dose of religion here's some funny church signs, no we're not exactly pc at this blog, so here ya go ^^ ....

This was just weird.... and it's real.... The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Are you like 98% of people?

In honor of Earth Day.... Go Green! or as Storm would say: Go Rainbow! xD

My friend Blaze sent me this *waves excitedly* hiya Blaze, even tho I doubt she's ever been to my blog lol xD

A test to see if you think like 98% of other people of the 2%

Now... just follow the instructions as quickly as possible.

Do not go to the next calculation before you have finished the previous one.

You do not ever need to write or remember the answers, just do it using your mind.
You'll be surprised.

Start :
How much is:

15 + 6











3 + 56













89 + 2












12 + 53


















75 + 26

















25 + 52














63 + 32
















I know! Calculations are hard work, but it's nearly over..

Come on, one more!













123 + 5



























QUICK! THINK ABOUT A COLOR AND A TOOL!





















Scroll further to the bottom.....






















A bit more...





You just thought about a red hammer , didn't you?
If this is not your answer, you are among 2% of people who have a different,if not abnormal mind.
98% of the folks would answer a red hammer while doing this exercise.

I guessed a hammer but I chose blue O.o which is really weird cause I'm not a big fan of blue -.- I like green and pink although not together that'd be weird lol =p

OK not much new here, been busy with school (which sucks) and work (which sucks more). Shout out to my bf for helping my life not be as sucktacular, Love you Moonwolf! <333

I'll add more to post later if I have time. *hugglz to everyone*