Workin' hard for the money!

This has nothing to do with anything but this bird is freakin awesome! lol

Second Pic: yeah that kid knows what up! lol

the third: well, it's kinda wrong but kinda funny XD

Things NOT to Say at a Job Interview

1.See photo of interviewer's family on desk, point, start laughing uncontrollably.

2.Ask if there is only one emergency exit, grin and say; 'Boy!, I bet this floor would be in trouble if someone barricaded that.'

3.Constantly fidget with underwear waistband, then blurt: 'The strawberry ones are the stickiest, don't ya' think?'

4.After detailing your greatest achievement, qualify with, 'Of course I was totally hammered at the time.'

5.Inquire on office policy of friends staying over.

6.Claim you wouldn't even need a sit-in job if Al Einstein hadn't stolen your secret patent for '2000 Flushes'.

7.Over-emphasize your ability to use a copier.

8.Ask if it's O.K. that you sit on the floor.

9.Allow that you would little impact on the overhead budget, because you swiped all the supplies from your other job.

10.Although parking was free, insist that they validate something or you're not leaving.

11.Mention your resume would have been stronger, but you didn't feel like making anything else up.

12.Ask the secretary if she'll sit on your lap during the interview.

13.Walk into interviewer's office with a tape measure, measure office from a few angles, put away, declare; 'NOW we can begin.'

14.When making small talk and the Simpson trial comes up, shout: You mean Homer and Marge are in some kind of trouble?'

15.Sniff two of your fingers hold out toward interviewer, ask; 'smell these, these smell funny to you???'

16.Upon walking in to the office for first time, ask receptionist to hold all your calls.

True Friendship

1. When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining

6. When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain.

7. When you are sick, ..stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass

9 and 10 we need ideas... anyone?

PS I bought MAX last night! weeeeeeeeee! uh-huh! oh-yeah! I rock! *starts dancing* woohoo!!! XD! of course I only got to chapter 2 cause i was on the phone with my bf for like 2 hours lol =p but they were a good 2 chapters xD lol

PSS I love you Moonwolf! <333