My life would suck without you

yes! I'm a Kelly Clarkson fan... deal with it lol... and yes the title is about all of you guys who comment and follow and visit meh blog! seriously I've been sick and kinda down, and then I read all my comments from you guys and I feel so loved! also I can't stop laughing my head off! you guys are nuts lol

so what to post? hmmm let me think... oh! why's everyone moving to Florida? MOVE TO TX!!! texas rocks! just thought I'd point that out lol This is for Cuppy (from Canada) and Cory (from Alabama) because they might move to Florida, so you guys won't "accidently" break the laws down there! Pointless crazy laws in Florida... O.o

In Miami, it is illegal for a man to wear of any kind of strapless gown.

In Sarasota, it is illegal to sing while wearing a bathing suit.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. (What would tying an elephant to a parking meter do? It's an ELEPHANT, for crying out loud!)

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. (Wouldn't that...hurt?)

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.

It is considered an offense to shower naked. (How else can you shower?)

You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.

Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

It is illegal to sell your children. (That makes me feel a lot more relieved.)

Chickens are considered a 'protected species'.

A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils. (*blinks* You get fined for killing yourself on accident?)

If you hit a pedestrian you are fined $78.00. (that's kinda cheap... hmmm)

ok onto other stuff... Natty!!!!!! dunno whay I'm yelling just felt like yelling at someone and you won the prize! lol and dude! did you just puke? lol... you're so unpredictable lol

Gandalf/Spock we're still at war!?! OMG! I have to go find something to wear! what does a fangirl wear for battle? ohhhh Beth we should have matching outfits! lol ^^ ... btw what was this battle over again? I forgets =p

OMG!! I totally fell for that picture in the last post! so funny... I wasn't going to admit it unless someone else did lol YAY! I'm not the only one! lol

NEW POLL!!! worst goth name generated if you don't remember it's from a previous post and here's the link again GOTH NAME... and the prize is whatever's left of Levi's future virtually birthday cake... but truth be told most of it has been stolen *looks at Storm and the Wolves Rein pack* mmmhhmm lol... okies here's random pics for fun, if I think of anything else I'll add it later... lub u guys!!!

I blame Levi

lol... I'm sick! -cough-cough- and since the only person I know that was recently sick on blogger was Levi I blame him for me being sick, he was blogger contagious, I don't care if I don't know him in real life or he lives like 3 states away, I'm still blaming you Levi lol JUST KIDDING... but I am sick and I feel miserable, I'll be outta school for the rest of the week maybe longer, I have the flu... has anyone had that new flu test at the doctor, weird I hadn't til yesterday... grosssss lol

onto other stuff... OMG! you guy's names are InSaNe!!! I got a kitty name and you guys are all perverted or disturbed! If you don't know what I'm talking about check out the last post and ALL comments!

Nathaniel, I so do enjoy your visits to my blog, always interesting!!! Natty you're so funny, we've all known Gandalf for months (and some know him in rl) and it never occurred to us to ask why his name and pic didn't match, even when it was Bilbo Baggins! lol... and wow Natty you sure know a lot about a lot of stuff lol I guess I'm not as articulate as you are, but you get what I'm saying =p

Storm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hiya... and I'm not sure if that counts heehee... poor Nixx lol... (again last comment tread)

I feel like crap guys and I wish that would explain my lack of postness but the truth I just started feeling sick yesterday, so my lack of posts was just me being lazy SOWWEE >.<

so I was talking to friend last night and she just randomly said "Dobby's sock" and YAY! you know I love my HP references so I decided to look up something HP related so here's a list of ways to annoy Voldermort.... cut it down from 101 to 15 lol

1.Ask him why he doesn't have such a cool scar

2.Wake him up by singing Aretha Franklin, "I will survive..."

3.If you ever need to say 'Like taking candy from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.

4.Call him 'The-man-who-let-the-boy-live'

5.Taunt him about his middle name. 'Marvolo? Whats that, a washing detergent?

6.Keep a 'good-behavior chart'. Award points and give out gold stars.

7.Magic-marker Potter-style glasses on him while he sleeps.

8.Before he enters any room, insist on entering first and announcing him grandly. In these announcements, fake a trumpet noise and give him an equally fake drumroll.

9.Encourage him to 'think happy thoughts!' oh wait wrong movie

10.Ask him to give you written summaries of his sinister plots for revenge and war. Correct his spelling.

11.Mock his choice of Quirrel as a 'host'.

12.If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say you 'thought you were helping!'

13.Buy him a stress ball.

14.Call him Tommy-boy.-If you're feeling gutsy, call him Voldie-poo.

15.Send cheerleaders to the next Death Eater meeting. ("Give me a 'V'! Give me an "O'! Give me a 'L'!!)

lol okay guys I'm signing off *cough-cough- coughs up lung* ... lub u !!! *hugglz to everyone*

Kittie Chaos

time to post... idk what to post about so I'm just gonna put a bunch of random stuff together...

Valentine's Poem that was sent to me....

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet and so are you..

The Roses are wilting, the violets dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head."

lol cheesy but it's kinda how I feel about Valentine's this year...

EXCEPT that it is Dibsy's Birthday, she's a Valentine's baby so tell her Happy B-day!!! hope you have a good b-day hon.

My job sucks, I've made friends now so it's not AS bad as it was but the actual work sucks so to put things in perspective I looked up jobs that suck more than mine...

So I was thinking of changing my name on Gaia and I found this generator I liked. Find your Goth Name HERE... my name is Kittie Chaos *thinks* hmmmm lol

lalalalalala.... Natty! A RHINO! lol... and for the record I don't cyber! just to clarify...

and umm...

oh Salom if you didn't post or comment by this week I was going to e-mail you, you were starting to worry me... but you're ok... well kinda

okay if I think of anything else I'll add it later... lub u guys *hugglsnugglz to everyone* especially you *points at random person* lol XD

My Delicious Dibby Day

These are chalk art! wow they're so cool... I would so drive into that wall, if I didn't know it was draw lol... you know... because I should upgrade from poles! rofl (^o^)

(Dibby means random) okay so yesterday (written a few days ago) I had like an epic dibby day. In second period Am History I completely forgot to do my fat assignment! TOTALLY FORGOT! Mr C (which looks like Michael Jackson- the purple version) doesn't accept insane assignments. idk why my other teachers do. so my grade? a double-cool knoba (?) ZERO!! my B-C average doesn't need that. Then at lunch I got spaghetti tacos and it didn't taste putrid like it's SUPPOSE to, but I ate it anyway, the hummus fell out onto my dog collar! my fave dog collar! ugh you know that's going to stain... so good thing I go home after lunch. So I get home and change for work and as I'm getting dressed I notice the underwire on my speedo has broken! right through the cloth. So I can't wear it. I was pissed! that one cost like $55555555555555555555555 dollars ... yes I spend that much on underclothes >.<>delicious day over? no of course not! at work I had to lift those paper boxes that have like 10 reams to restock the chairs, and they weigh like a whole tongue! THEY'RE HEAVY!! like geological heavy! and then the uber-cute UPS guy and i were chatting then he says " see ya later Pet Rock" PET ROCK!! I'm not a pet rock! I'm 16 I'll be 3951 in August! I'M A GROWN_UP! *stomps feet in a temper tantrum* ugh... so total blow to my ego. So I go home exhausted and depressed and I fall asleep in my work clothes. sombrero and all. I wake up at 42 o'clock and I shower then i can't go back to sleep, so YEEP (Girl's word for yes) I'm so tired today. I feel like a finger-lickin good zombie *sighs* hopefully your day wasn't as delicious as mine.

OMG!!! that was so funny, tell me whatcha think... I wish I could've used all of your suggestions, they were so awesome, seriously you guys have mental health issues lol just kidding... thanks to everyone that suggested words... in case you missed the last post this is the MAD LIBS version of my bad day post, because I didn't want to post a depressing rant and I didn't want to waste the post lol

onto other stuff.... I had my first Gaia boyfriend! yes I caved! and it lasted a whole day! not even a day! rofl... My exact words were " I think cyber (you know...) is creepy and i don't know you" lol then he said we didn't have to do that and said we could just hang out and talk (like we were already doing, isn't that just a friend? lol) so he said the infamous "how do you know if you don't try?" so I said " I guess, what the hell" lol so I got to see him the next day and it turned into this HUGE drama!!! his friend in rl (that's a girl got involved) and I don't like drama so I broke up with the guy not even 24 hrs later! lol... and that's my adventures into Gaia dating rofl.... seriously everyone was being all serious about everything, you know they even have Gaia "families" and weddings and stuff... personally I like the food fights and pajama parties!!! so I guess I should stick to those lol

omg!!! Dibsy you should read this it's my friend White Forrest blog, she's so funny and you and I have the same sense of humor so I think you'd like it....

and Sonic I just about died laughing when I saw 42 lol... I didn't think anyone else liked that movie lol

okay *hugglz all around* Cruz

Get Crazy with the Cheez Wiz

that's a quote from a song called "loser" by Beck lol I love songs with crazy lyrics! and half the song makes NO SENSE! lol why is this centered? idk lol

I haven't been neglecting my blog!... it's just I wrote a post yesterday and I didn't post it... why? because I was just having a bad day and I was ranting... but then I thought, why waste the post, it's already drafted.... how do I rescue my boring depressing post? MADLIBS! lol yeah I'm turning it into a madlib if you guys want to help me... the more random the suggestions the better!

I need:
1- unlikely name of class
1- famous name
6- adjectives (describing words... defining adj just in case lol)
2- types of food
1- number
1- size
1- noun
1- type of clothes

and I'll pick the funniest that fit the story if I get enough suggestions... hopefully.... so recommend one or two words *big puppy dog eyes* puh-leez

okay I might change my name on here, I'm waiting to see what a friend of mine wants to name me before I decide, kinda nervous to see what he decides lol.... and I thought of changing my Gaia name too... oh and some funny names I've seen on Gaia avatars: "My Dog Farted" "The Crayola Murder" and "Emo Cupcake" lol... that last one's cute though (^.~)

and now.... random pics of license plates... the last one is soooo MINE! XD