I have NO TIME! okay so I have no time to make a regular post, but if I hurry I can respond to comments and I'll try to visit as many of other pepole's blogs as I can. AHHH... my mom will be home soon, and yes I'm still grounded, although GOOD NEWS: this is my last week! WHOOHOO! wow has it been a month already? and I don't think I ever clarified, I didn't get grounded for the car accident precisely, I got grounded for taking the car when I wasn't suppose to, the accident just got me caught red-handed (or door-dented to be more accurate). *tick-tock-tick-tock* jeez I hope that's a clock and not a bomb...
Gandalf: I saw you dancing, don't deny it! ewww... you'd chose raw meat and live cockroaches over caramel shorties? o.O WEIRD! and if you insist on being logical, then I can't possibly argue with you....
STORM!!! Sonar's unconscious? lol sooooo worth getting my caramel shorties!... mafia moods aren't necessarily a bad thing...Gandalf WAS dancing, I saw it with my own two eyes...lol... awww Balmung's disappeared AGAIN! we're going to have to put some sort of tracking device on that guy... aww Storm haz sadniz *reaches back and gives Storm the biggesthugestmegaisthug possible*
Alexandria: Thanks for keeping these guys under control while I was gone :)
Dibsy: Me? A genius? wow I've been called A LOT of names but never a genius *thinks* yeah ok I could see that.... :p
I'll try to get on tomorrow. key word TRY *big hugs to everyone* even to all the people's that are still too busy eating their body weight in turkey, and are too busy to come to blogger this weekend.
Saturday, November 29
No time for title...
*hugglz* Cruz at 11:37 AM 17 comments
Wednesday, November 26
Okay Scotty, very funny... now beam down my clothes...
Random Title XD...
Okay, so Storm clarified my blog on last comment tread (Thanks Storm!) but in case you didn't see it I'll explain it further.
1. I'm Cruz and I'm the ONLY ONE that writes on this blog
2. This blog is about ME!! funny stuff I find, me ranting about my life, etc.
3. When I include other blogger's names in my post, they're not speaking nor am I impersonating anyone, I'm responding to comments they left me on the last post
Sorry about the confusion, I have a few new followers and I didn't think to explain it because all my older friends already know I'm responding to them SORRY! ... to avoid further confusion I'll write "Responses" at the top of responses, I try to respond to ALL my comments, and I make them different colors, well... just to make it pretty :)
Responses to Comments...
Werewolf Angel: Sorry for being so confusing, and Aurora and Storm show up A LOT in my posts because they're my closest friends in the world of bloggage. I've seen you before (not in PERSON that'd be weird... online) , I think we follow some of the same blogs. Thanks for following my blog!.... YOU DON'T LIKE SWEETS!?!...o.O... no we won't kill you, quite the opposite, we welcome you, that means more sweets for US!.. lol
Gandalf: Like my Title?
Beth: YAY! *starts dancing with you*
Alex: I like kitties too!! They're so cute!
Dibsy: (note to everyone: Dibsy DID get her sugary sweets and she IS feeling better-- thanks to Aurora and Storm!) I like colorful posts... and PINK! I love pink... yeah I'm a girly girl :p
Rybon! You came to my blog! thx for commenting, sorry for the confusion... are you feeling better?
Cuppy: Thankgiving in October? I missed it! ugh... I'll double up on dinner on Thursday to make up for it!
Spazzy!! HI! I read your profile question... MY GOODNESS MIKE! WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS!?! ROFL.... that answer was hilarious!
Storm! Thx for splanation..YES! caramel shorties for dancing? *starts dancing* oa oa oh!... AHHH NO STORM NO STARBUCKS!!....yay for EXPLAT...poor Storm Balmung won't dance *puts arm over Storm shoulders comfortingly*...well-balanced Thanksgiving dinner just made of desserts *thinks* OH I KNOW! you make the desserts in the SHAPE of a healthy food, like brocolli shapes cookies would be healthy. No?....you could come over for dinner, but you don't know where I live....my cousin is AWESOME! he plays guitar, but in his school band he plays saxophone, I took a picture with it once and it looked like I was playing it, when really I have NO CLUE! awww but sad, he's discovered girls he was texting for 3 hrs last night. I don't like being ignored so I hid his cell phone HEEHEE he thinks it was my youngest brother... that girl will get over it... now he's fun again! although I don't think we'll be performing on the table.... and good! my gma can pinch you! and not me! *big hugglz cuz I won't talk you tomorrow* YAY! LONG COMMENTS!
BALMUNG!! start dancing! Look what you're doing to Storm! and hey you and I are second in command! COOL
okay so I don't think I can get on tomorrow, family day and all... so I leave you with a few of the world's most troubling questions to ponder....
1. Can it be a mistake that "stressed" spelled backwards is "desserts"?
2. Why do people point at their wrist when they ask what time is it? I KNOW where my watch is. Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
3.Before the light bulb was invented, what showed on top of people's heads when they got and idea?
4. What do birdies see when they faint?
5. On signs that say "seeing eye dogs only" who's suppose to read the sign? the dog?
6. Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?
hmmm... thought provoking aren't they... I'll come back as soon as I can. Have a HOLLY JOLLY TURKEY DAY (wait that's the wrong holiday saying *shrugs shoulders* o-well it works) *BIG HUGS*
*hugglz* Cruz at 10:24 AM 12 comments
Tuesday, November 25
A bunch of stuff mooshed together...
GANDALF! I didn't mean romantical I'M 5 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU!! Wow... I feel old... and the sad part is, I think you're smarter than me because I don't understand half the stuff you say. :p
*hugglz* Cruz at 11:45 AM 9 comments
Monday, November 24
*deep breath* It's a long one...
okay so I'm posting comments in response to comments commented on last post... o.0 well it made sense to me.
Congrats to Iggy and Sam!!! If you don't know what I'm talking about, then you're not COOL... just kidding you're ALREADY cool because you're visiting my blog. lol THEY'RE ENGAGED!
Whoa! lotz of commentz in 2 days... ok this is kinda in order, kinda not, and some comments involve others than the commenter... *deep breath* here we go...
Spazzy: Where's your picture? I liked it. Are you changing it?
Aurora: phew... I need a break, you, Storm and I have been dancing ALL weekend! :p and I think a lot of people don't like brussel sprouts (I don't...even though I 've never tried them)... GO ZEEV! no really RUN! GO ZEEV! James is going to get you!
Storm!! Dandruff ?!? ROFL That can't be true, you're a ninja, YOU'RE FEARLESS!! and I'd NEVER ignore you *whispers* maybe a few of the others but never you... my space, facebook, and some music and game sites are blocked at school, but not blogger YAY! although right now I'm in my living room... mmmm cupcake *drools* if I was a nicer person I'd give my cupcake to Salom, seeing as it was his birthday, but don't they say it's the thought that counts? so I thought about it and I say MY CUPCAKE! *eats cupcake in one bite* MMMM... arampula? reminds me of catapult, maybe it's a medieval weapon of some sort...
Shadow: I know! I posted that to lure C-lvr into commenting, you know how she is about that stuff... I was going to just post math questions because I hate math (Curse the inventors of Algebra!) but I found that one and I thought she'd say something, but she didn't, Have you heard from her? I'm starting to get worried. Aurora- he was talking about the last pic, not the conversation... and I'm sure I've confused a few people with this comment, seeing as most don't know C-lvr, but O-well, you understand what I'm talking about.
Salom!! *wipes cupcake crumbs off face and shoves cupcake paper wrapper in pocket* Hey! O.O I didn't know you visited my blog! What a wonderful suprise! well YAY you're here and you're following too THX. your comment was a bit stalkerish, but so funny, and don't worry I know you're NOT a stalker... how was your b-day? I heard Flare and Taylor gave you some AWESOME gifts! LOL ... you actually answered the math problem? *mumbles under breath* smarty pants... just kidding, but you are smart so I'm not at all suprised you answered it...
Gandalf: I know what you meant about StarTrek, I just thought it'd be funny to add to my post... I spelled your name right on my blog list, so I spell it right about half the time, you do the same to me you've spelled my name Curz (am I a curse? lol)... Gandalf... you know I love you, I love your blog, I love your quirks and weirdness, even your random rambling about old TV shows, so I hope you understand when I say this..... I DON'T SPEAK ORCISH!! I DON'T UNDERSTAND!! I'M SO CONFUSED!! Is that orcish? I was just guessing, is it something else? If you don't translate your comment, I'll make up a translation myself and it'll probably include butterflies, bunnies, and puppy dogs...
Beth: I know who you are! I saw it too!! LOVED LOVED LOVED IT!! Rabid fangirl you say... oh, I'm not like that *looks over dreamily at silver plated framed picture of Edward that's next to computer* *deep sigh* ... what?... oh! right! comments... ok ok I'm a fangirl, too LOL let's go tell Gandalf ALL the juicy details! Yeah!
Iggy! MORT ROCKS!! (I think that's how you spell his name) he's so funny and cute!... anyway the fake mustaches HILARIOUS! and it all sounded sooooo romantic, I'm so happy for you ^.^
Dibsy? are you... crying? OH NO!! CODE 4! CODE 4! *sirens going off in background* Aurora- we need chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream! and send Gabriel for Starbucks, as many as he can carry! Storm! get baking we need caramel shorties and brownies STAT! *claps hands* COME ON PEOPLE! WE NEED SUGARY TREATS AND CAFFEINE! *pats Dibsy shoulder comfortingly* It's going to be ok... sugar and caffeine fix EVERYTHING... it's going to be okay...
Cuppy: YAY! You're following my blog... I love all your funny words *places Welcome mat on floor in front of you* WELCOME! Yeah M2 funny! and I probably wouldn't understand your answers because I've seen your profile before and you've read ALOTLOTLOT of books...
BALMUNG!! I know! I don't see what's wrong with the elephant answer either and your last post Nerds Gone Wild--LOL! oooo... let's go get tattoos!
This pic is for Spazzy! I know you were feeling down so I thought this pic might cheer you up, it has your faves Penguins & Polar bears Isn't it cute?
Um yeah this is really LOOOOONG so I'll post later about ME! I'll try to get on tomorrow *big hugs for everyone especially Storm* TTYL
*hugglz* Cruz at 12:28 PM 14 comments
Friday, November 21
I like to move it move it!
I like to move it move it! I like to move it move it! We like to....MOVE IT!!
THIS IS NOT ADVICE! just thought I'd point that out, and check out this week's GO GREEN tip...right now... ok if you're still reading this it means you didn't go read my GO GREEN tip, okay go now... YOU'RE STILL READING THIS?!? ugh no one ever listens to me... LOL ... laters
PS I responded to comments on last post on the comment tread, don't think I'm ignoring you, I just didn't want to make this a long post *looks up at post* ok ok a LONGER post than it already is. Ok bye for real this time. Toodles.
*hugglz* Cruz at 12:37 PM 18 comments
Wednesday, November 19
Responses to Comments
Aurora: WHOO HOO! *starts mini-dancing with Aurora* YAY! max ride rocks! and I said NO STARBUCKS! not GO get STARBUCKS, the last thing you or ANYONE in your pack need is caffeine and/or sugar.... but Paris... ugh! I'm sooo jealous! Have Fun! *stops dancing* I have to go finish comments now *hugs*
Storm: O.O *runs and ducks under table* ummm....did you make the coffee creamer flame ball, yet? just curious
WiLdFiRe: wow that whole capitalize and lowercase looked fun, but too much effort on my part... cruz lazy, i'll stick to my misspelled lowercase typing. haha ...I'll come by your blog in a minute
Spazzy! hey thanks for following my blog! And YES Storm he's has an awesome name, that's why I checked out his blog in the first place, I've added your blog to my blog list of faves if anyone wants to check it out it's over there *points to right* wait if I'm facing you it'd be that way *points left* nevermind you guys know where it is.
Storm! don't change your name just cuz you like Spazzy's, Storm fits you it's Chaos and Natural Beauty and Lightening (bzzzz) Storm's good name for Storm!
Cuppy: Thx for coming by my blog. I think the first 2 HP movies stayed truer to the books and with the later movies it was hard to fit so much book into 2 hours so it lost a lot of story, at least I think. I would watch them if they were like 5 hrs long if they stayed true to the books. and twili-- um that book, same thing happened to me, my cousin lent me it like 2 yrs ago, I read the first chapter, got bored and didn't pick it up again until this year when everyone started to make a big deal out of it, and I LOVE IT NOW, but I'm not some crazed fangirl or anything *hides life -size poster of Edward Cullen behind back* some of THOSE fangirls are CRAZY! I'm glad I'm not like that. heehee
Iggy: I got on your Chat Box! did you see? i'm sooo proud of my self, I'm not good with stuff like that but I knew if I messed up or something you wouldn't make fun cuz your cool like that, and I didn't mess up. WHOOHOO! anyways yeah Squirrels FREAK ME OUT! I'm okay with pics of them , but in real life they run soooo fast, it's not natural. Why would an animal need to run that fast unless he was a natural predator? I swear EVERY time I see one running I'm convinced it's going to attack me, like jump at my throat or something, like a vampire squirrel. I SWEAR! and those beady eyes don't help either. ok ok you guys could laugh, but I'm sooo serious here THEY"RE EVIL! and yours... heehee I did laugh but I understand...
*big hugs for everybody and passes out freshly baked chocolate chip cookies*
PS This week's GO GREEN tip is up!
*hugglz* Cruz at 2:34 PM 70 comments
Monday, November 17
My other obsessions...
okay... okay... so my past few posts have been mostly about Twilight, and here's the general consensus from my friends.... Ace is *mocking* it, Iggy thinks RP *coughs*sucks*coughs*, Gandolf is cleaning his gun IN CASE I mention Twil-- umm... you know what book, and Storm's threatening to throw Robbie Pattinson down an elevator shaft. So..... no more of that topic.... moving on to a few OTHER obsessions.....
*hugglz* Cruz at 12:41 PM 10 comments
Wednesday, November 12
My Friend - My Tank- My Robert Pattinson (updated)
NEW FRIENDS!!! Check out their blogs ...
WhiteForest is a writer and I find her posts funny
Wildfire is an elemental of fire and shade and he just joined Flamex
MISSING IN ACTION!!! My friend... she's about yey high and responds to the name chocolatelover, choclvr, c-lvr and other variations, she loves sushi, hates cussing, and listens to Owl City, she says stuff like "drips with sarcasm" and "sexist bacon strip" hehe that lines so funny, if ANYONE hears from her please comment I'm starting to get worried. Thank You.
MY TANK!!! My friend Storm gave me A TANK!!! YES A TANK!!! YAY! Please no comments on how jealous you are of my tank. Thx. MY TANK IS THE BESTEST PRESENT EVAH!!! Combined with my "expert driving skills" I'll be UNSTOPPABLE! THANK YOU STORM! So I started thinking what does one wear to drive a tank these days? I want to stay fashionable, of course. What do you think of this outfit?
OK this has nothing to do with nothing but I thought it was funny, I think it's suppose to say "BEEN LAID OFF?" heehee this way is much funnier!
ROBERT PATTINSON!!! Now I consider myself a Twilight fan, and a Robbie Pattinson fan, but apparently I'm not as big a fan as I thought, and I'm no FANGIRL. I learned there is a difference. Some girls waited ALL NIGHT IN THE THUNDER STORMING RAIN to be one of the first 500, so they could meet him (even then I heard that Hot Topic let people buy 2 bracelets-that's how they id you to meet him, so actually it was probably the first 250 people) I bet those girls looked like crap by the time they met him. haha, ok maybe I was a little jealous, but you know what? Monday night I was asleep in my warm, dry bed hugging my fluffy pillow, NO THUNDER STORMING PARKING LOT FOR ME! Soooo did I see him? Yes. Up close? No. I thought I'd leave some advice for others who might go see him on this tour:
- Police working crowd control will not give you a Truancy Ticket if you are at a Twilight event in the middle of a school day (YAY!) but they will however threaten you if you try to run anywhere.
- Fans bring ear plugs. FANGIRLS bring tissues, i still don't understand the crying I was very tempted to give some of them SOMETHING to cry about (what? after 8 hrs of waiting I was frustrated)
- Don't bother taking pics, you'll only get pics of crazy girls in front of you and their cameras as they too were trying to take pics
- Bring magazines, i-pod, any other source of entertainment, I almost said "screw it" got out of line and went shopping, why do they do these things in MALLS?!?
- If a blond girl says HP is better than Twilight while she's surrounded by die-hard Twilighters, there WILL be cat fight (minimum swearing and shoving), Police/Security WILL get involved, and they WILL lose their place. What's sad is, this fight was the highlight of the WHOLE DAY!
*hugglz* Cruz at 12:34 PM 21 comments
Thursday, November 6
AHHHHHHH! I just realized...
COUNTDOWN IS 5 DAYS UNTIL ROBERT PATTINSON COMES INTO TOWN!!!
*hugglz* Cruz at 12:41 PM 14 comments
Tuesday, November 4
Polls and some other stuff...
*hugglz* Cruz at 12:17 PM 10 comments
Monday, November 3
Only In Texas
My cousin, who lives in Oklahoma sent me this (along with some offense Texan jokes) but I thought these were funny, so I thought I 'd post them.
Here is a list of names of cities to travel to in Texas :
Need to be cheered up?
Happy,Pep, Smiley, Paradise, Rainbow, Sweet Home, Comfort, Friendship
Want something to eat?
Bacon ,Noodle , Oatmeal , Turkey , Trout , Sugar Land ,Salty, Rice ,
And top it off with:
Sweetwater
No need to travel to Washington D.C.
Whitehouse
We even have a city named after our planet!
Earth
And a city named after our State!
Texas City
Exhausted?
Energy
For the kids...
Kermit , Elmo , Nemo , Tarzan , Winnie , Sylvester
Other city names in Texas , to make you smile..... :
Frognot ,Bigfoot , Hogeye , Cactus , Notrees , Best, Veribest , Kickapoo , Dime Box, Telephone , Telegraph , Whiteface , Twitty, Muleshoe , Cut'n shoot, Hoot And Holler, Ding Dong
and don't forget...... Farewell, Texas
Yeah.... ONLY in Texas.....
P.S. New poll!! and this week's GO GREEN tips are up.
*hugglz* Cruz at 1:53 PM 4 comments