Watch Out! Gators Like Butt!

okay so last night, my aunt (from my dad's side, idk why that's important but o-well, I'm too lazy to backspace now so I'm leaving it) where was i? oh yeah my aunt and baby cousin (he's 4) came over to our house for like a belated Christmas dinner thing. She works at a hospital and apparently they don't close for holidays =p so she had to work Christmas and all weekend. So here we are, anyway, one of my cousin's presents was a V-smile video game (for ages 4-6). My lil bros (9 and 12) hooked it up to the TV in the den, to try to show him how to play it. Over the next half hour, all of us in the other room hear stuff like: OHHH! No! Go the OTHER way! Watch out! Gators like butt! and (my personal fave) Booya Hippo who's your daddy?! ...seriously. So my dad and I goto check on the boys, and both my bros are arguing over who's turn it is (it only comes with one joystick) and where's my baby cousin? playing peekaboo INSIDE the cardboard box the game came in. Merry Belated Christmas to him. lol

and ZOMG! My aunt brought over the best Chocolate pie I've EVER tasted! I don't remember the name of it, but it had the little Hershey's logo on the box....of course if Hershey's endorses it, it MUST be good. It really was... Chocolate= Heaven... just thought I'd point that out.

ummmm.... oh Dibsy, Soichiro is the 9 yr old cousin of Riyu, Riyu co-authors Save the World with me, Storm, Salom, Radar, Natty and Cuppy, and lots of the people, but I don't feel like naming them. Anyway that's a really good blog about environmental issues, for anyone who wants to check it out, link is on the side bar...okay and cute kitty pic is for The Wolves Rein pack cuz they're always talking about Pop-tarts lol isn't it cute?

speaking of blogs, I'm starting to follow some new ones...

Eclipse by Nixx(that we all know from comment tread, so funny)

SMUR by door-knob-eating-carpet-licker (awesome name! right?)

Liggy the Authoress by Beth (FOR FREAKIN FINALLY SHE GOT A BLOG!!!) we also know her from my comment tread and from Gandalf's blogs.

okay yeah so check those out.... ummm what else? oh! my other blog with my sis might be changed over to private, cuz it's getting kinda personal, so yeah just head's up, in case she decides to change that....

HEY! nobody answered my question! What the heck is apples to apples? I can't believe I was ignored on my own blog lol that' really sad lol

OH!! NEW POLL!!!

and now *drumroll* WEIRD illusion pictures!!! anyway *hugglz all around*

Slides! Weeeee!

Title will make sense later lol but first...
Responses to Comments on past 2 posts:

Sonic: lol I know! and first comment!

Cory! lol did I compliment you? whoa, I didn't mean to lol j/k

Storm: lol you're so funny, I don't even know where to start with your comment, love it all! and of course 2 brownies for each you and Neko-chan! *hugglz*

Salom: lol I AM A HUGE INHERITANCE FAN! and I didn't know all the translations, but I did know some and some of the words lol

Voyage Fan: i don't make my stuff up, I find it online, but Salom does, I'm not that creative lol

Dibsy: I (heart) you too! and lol Ravenclaw kicked u out... and Love Actually, I think Mr Weasley and idk the other one, the only reason I know that one is cuz I think Natty mentioned it once, we should probably ask him.

Aurora: you broke all those chairs! oooh let's go shopping to buy more!

Girl: lol I didn't think you were going to come by, but THANKS! and I knew about Germany amusement park, I didn't know about the Irish one lol YEEP! you're mad!

Alex: u ees speshul!

Nixx: sorry again *hugs*

Beth: yay! I got a christmas hug!

Radar: of course you're a friend, but you've never come to my blog before, I didn't expect you to. No sad. Cruz friend! and yeah I know you and Echo know Harry and all, I read the other blogs about going back in time

Gandalf: oh! the other one is about a TV show, no wonder I didn't understand, isn't the A-team with MrT? i thinks. and I checked both posts because i posted both the same day

Shadow: yeah lol I bet it would!

anonymouse: me too! and who are you?

Note To Self

Self, we need to talk. I don’t know what’s happening, but everything’s changed. Remember when we used to talk for hours? Just the two of us? We didn’t need anyone else. Now you never seem to have the time and all I do is cry.Self, our quite walks together are now distant memories. We used to laugh and laugh. People looked at us like we were crazy. Maybe we were.I know I’ve said this before, Self, but the bad man is gone. So please stop avoiding me. I’m sorry for calling so late, I’m sorry for all the yelling, I’m sorry for cutting up your clothes.You’ve hurt me, Self, but I can’t stay mad. I just think of you and smile. Let’s get some wine and talk. I don’t think I can make it without you.

lol... I didn't write that, it was sent to me in an e-mail, but I can certainly identify with it, does that mean I'm crazy? lol

Bad Translation: in China, the KFC slogan, "Finger-lickin' good", translates into "Eat your fingers off." lol

And just for the heck of it, weird slide pictures! lol see ya guys *hugs* Cruz

Double Postness!!

The last post is about meh friends on blogger so GO BACK ONE POST !! and look for your name (it's in ABC order), so I can tell you why you're so awesome, next is this post

okay so to offset that really emotional last post, I'm posting this one just for fun... what's sad is I'm a huge HP fan and I can relate to some of these lol :p

You know that you're addicted to Harry Potter when...

• You call your least favorite teacher Snape.


• Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and you run outside looking for an owl.


• You actually ask for a broom for Christmas.


• You go around shouting lumos (light switch), Incendio (someone lights a fire), and Alohomora (unlocking a door)


• You sort everyone you meet into the four Hogwarts houses. (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin.)


• You were burned when you couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.


• You had to go to the hospital after you broke your nose running headfirst into the wall between platforms nine and ten.


• The wand order mistake in GoF drove you crazy, and even after it was "corrected" you still came up with dozens of theories to explain why that happened.


• You point a normal things like parking meters and say "Look at the things these muggles dream up!"


• You try on every piece of silvery fabric your mom has to see if you turn invisible
  Before getting up to get something, you always try to summon it first. Accio TV remote!


• You watched "Love, Actually" because two minor Harry Potter actors were in it.


• You were reduced to tears when you finally had book 7 in your hands.


• You refer to your Chemistry class as Potions, and all your friends think you're mad.


• You spend hours tapping bricks in special orders hoping that a secret entrance to Diagon Alley will appear.


• When playing chess, you yell orders to the chess players and get upset when they don't move.


• You yell into the "tellyfone."


• You get extraordinarily emotional every time you hear "Hedwig's Theme".


• Despite being an American, you use the word "wicked" all the time because Rupert Grint does.


• You get thoroughly overexcited every time you see a word somewhere that is distantly linked with HP (ie. Saint Hedwig's).


• You name all of your pets after HP characters, and someday your children


• You get in to heated arguments over how much gel Tom Felton had in his hair in the first two movies.


• You know that Harry's birthday is July 31, 1980, Hermione's birthday is September 19, 1980 and Ron's birthday is March 3rd, 1980 even though it never said in the books.


• You refer to Voldemort as "You-Know-Who", and your friends don't have any idea who you're talking about.


• You were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!" over and over again, even for the most trivial differences.


• You count the days until you're old enough for your apparating license, and everyone else thinks you're talking about driving.


• You've read all the Harry Potter books out so far ten or more times!!! (I have!!!)


• You follow any kids around with any of the character's names, prodding them to do magic


• You have a wand


• You talk in low hisses to snakes who lazily glance at you.


• You scower the libraries around your town and school for books like The Standard Book of Spells and Hogwarts, A History and the librarians have to keep repeatedly telling you "WE DON'T HAVE THOSE BOOKS!!!"


• You keep asking your school to change your uniform to black robes and pointed hats.


• You get in arguements all the time with a group of friends on how certain names of the books characters are pronounced


• You believe that you know more about Harry Potter than J. K. Rowling does

lol you guys have a great holiday, merry christmas, or whatevah you celebrate, I probably won't get on tomorrow, but you never know *huglz all around* and *freshly baked brownies to all* careful! cybersweets are still warm :p BYE!!!

Bloggage Friends ROCK!!!

okay so December's not really a festive month for me, don't get me wrong I celebrate Christmas and all, it's just an emotional time for me, so with all these emotions overflowing, I thought I'd blog... and tell all my bloggage friends why they're so awesome and thank you all for being my friends (in alphabetical order, so you can find your name and you don't have to read all the others if you don't want to) and please tell me if I left anyone out, I'm writing this at like 3 in the morning, so I'm not too focused and it's not like I have a list to go by, and please don't make fun if I mixed up the abc order, just in case lol and YAY! Christmas Colors!


Ace: who's humor, stories, and crazy antics keep me so entertained
Alex: for her humor and sweetness
Aurora: your hyperness... she could be so hyper and funny and it makes me feel like I can be my hyper self too... well, I'm not funny like her... and she ALWAYS make my comments tread so much fun
Avalon: probably the quickest friendship I've ever made... in like a week we were in the same flock, co-authoring a blog, chatting away in chat box, and e-mailing each other... such a nice guy
Balmung: one of my top 3 fave people on blogger... one of the truly random people I've ever met, some people say they're random, but Balmung really is, I never know what to expect in his post or comments and his titles give you no clue either (awesome titles!) and his witty comments ALWAYS catch me off guard *hugglz*
Beth: for being so open and friendly and welcoming me right into Gandalf's bog (no it's not hers but just as good as lol) and BONUS! if Gandalf's yelling at her he can't be yelling at me! lol
Cory: for his complete lack of boundaries lol he talks, jokes, and says things about ANYTHING without censorship or a care what other people think of him... so incredibly funny
Cuppy: for explaining things I don't understand without making fun, and so friendly, I became a coolio chizz person very quickly, she's awesome
Dark Gothvian: for accepting me into his flock and having the patience to answer all my questions... and for leading Flamex so well
Dibsy: for being incredibly dibby, that i NEVER know what to expect in her posts and comments, just yesterday I saw everything from baby ninjas, to stereotypes, to singing Beyonce... truly dibby!
Gandalf: for showing me there is SO MUCH idk about, from books, movies, tv, music and opening my mind to endless possibilities... of course to be fair he's absolutely random and insane, if you don't believe me check out his newest blog Book of Secrets (faves)... oh the first person to have 2 blogs listed under faves, he has 3, but i don't understand the 3rd one, so I just love the other two
Girl who could fly: my first int'l friend (she's Irish) and so nice and crazy at the same time! YEEP!!! She's mad! lol
Griffinrider: for making me think A LOT... seriously sometimes I think my head's going to explode when I'm reading her blog, and I'm sure one of these days it will... but awesome all the same
Flare: for always making things interesting, and I do mean INTERESTING in a good way
Iggy: loyalty!... my first follower and he stuck with me, all by his lonesome in my "followers" box for like ever until I made friends... and the cub's antics always make me laugh
Levi: okay idk Levi personally, but I follow his stories and his stories are AMAZING! I will literally be laughing my head off, by myself, at the computer, which isn't good when I blog from school but o-well and he thinks squirrels are evil too lol
Nathaniel: this guy really makes me think, but not just think, but see things from different perspectives and he's a really good writer, his superlong posts actually keep my attention (which is saying something because I get bored very easily) and for saying I'm purple! i still don't know if that's good or bad lol but yay!
Nixx: for his honesty, not just in my post where I asked advice, but other situations I've seen him in
Robert Varulfur (from me & Aria) probably the most deserving of my gratitude, he's an amazing author, and is helping with a personal matter for real life, words can't say how thankful we are *^.^*
Rybon: for alleviating my guilt... whenever I feel bad for not posting in a days... I just remember he goes weeks without posting, and I feel better in comparison lol :p
Salom: for being really funny and witty, but he doesn't post that often so you have to find him mostly in comments and it amazes me how people don't seem to like him at first and he always seems to make these people friends (I've seen him do this on several occasions) and he's very considerate of his friends although most people don't see that
Shadow: for leading Flock 2 and obviously sharing my love for Gaia
Silvertip: for always giving me shout backs when I comment on her blog, it made me want to do that with my friends... at least I try to
Sonic: one of my faves, and one of the few people who can keep my attention focused for long periods of time, it could take us a week to finish a conversation, but I never get bored, and always having funny vids on his blog
Spazzy: one of my newer friends, but awesome all the same... and he's willing to dance at a moments notice! I really think if I knew Mike in real life, we'd be friends
Spiritwolf: for replacing me in getting slapped with a fish!!! lol :p you're kinda new, didn't know what else to say
Storm!! friendship, I could list on and on the reasons I adore you, stories, humor, my tank, inventing hugglsnugglz... but most of all it was a post, when her neighbors made her mad, and I was mad too, for her... it made me want to bomb their house for upsetting my friend (as only a true friend would) and that's when I first realized that people you talk to on blogger can also be called "friends", because you're happy for them when they're happy, you comfort them when they're sad, and you want to blow up people who upset them... lubs you storm!!!
Talon: for sticking to what he likes or doesn't like regardless what others might say *cough*Ace*cough* lol and for always having pics of food on his blog- yummy food and now a whole blog about food! it's called take back the snack (awesome)
VoyageFan: new friend but still awesome, and I'm waiting for one day your blog titles not be about being boring, because actually I don't think you're boring at all, you seem fun
WhiteForest: for her AWESOME writing, seriously her talent should be a superpower! lol but seriously whether it's all mushy, serious, or laugh my @$$ off funny, she really writes in a way I can relate to her even though it seems we have very different lives, and her visits to my blog are always so funny



*hugglsnugglz all around* Happy Holidays

Merry Early Christmas!

Responses to Comments

Dibsy: we kinda knew the guy from our school, but I didn't know him personally, does that make sense? :p and YAY! beat up the baby ninjas! wait... yeah ok beat them up! lol

Cuppy: YAY! NO POST SECONDARY! and yeah that's why I'm not telling them until probably Sr yr cuz I don't want to hear all that stuff that I should go... and idk why I'm so picky, I'm the only one in the family like that

ALEX!! LOL Aurora tagged you!!!

VoyageFan SQUIRRELS ARE EVIL I SAY! hey I know you from Gandalf's blog, I know you... thx for following

Gandalf! Black belt COOL!!! and can I go with you on a space ship even if I don't goto college? puh-leez! and you may drive better, but I can spell better! lol well, most of the tiime...

Storm!!!! wtf? I got slapped with a fish?! lol didn't you see where I said I DIDN'T like seafood lol... lubs you!!! YAY! randomness rocks!

Beth! squirrel conspiracy... hmmm very possible... and why don't you have a blog missy?

Darklord: heya I totally forgot about you, I meant to go back and see how you were doing and I totally forgotz, sorry. Yeah I'll come by your blog

Aurora!! idk if Aria will or not, she's been busy with work, she's not even coming home for Christmas, sadniz :( but yay! waterballoons! in freezing weather! wait... is it hot or cold where you live? last I remember you guys went back to Arizona...

Sonar: you used French, therefore i did not understand your comment, so I'm NOT tagged HA! lol

Avalon: You finally come to my blog and it's to TAG ME!!!! nah I'm not doing it again, but thanks for FINALLY coming by

and Riyu tagged me too, but she didn't leave me a comment so I'm pretending like I didn't see it lol YAY! me no haz no more tags! lol

Okay some peoples did the manga pics here are some of my friends...

<----This is LT John, he is the one who started the whole thing! His blog is called The JMH Corner of Thought and other peoples below are White Forest, Nathaniel, Avalon, Aurora, Ace, Sonic, Riyu, and Dibsy (in her red wig!) Did I miss anyone else that did one?

okay everypeoples... Merry Early Christmas!!! *passes out tree shaped sugar cookies to eberyone* those are my faves... lol *^.^* lub u guys! *hugglz all around*

Duck Duck Goose

Redrover Redrover... no, the name of the game is TAG! that's right I've been tagged. by Agent Dibsy, I'm not waiting for the comment that I know is coming, I already saw it on your blog, so I'm making a quick post to get it over with...

Rules:
1.Each blogger must post these rules first.
2.Each blogger starts with 8 random facts/habits about themselves.
3.Blogger s that are tagged need to write on their own blog about their 8 things.
4.At the end of your blog,you need to choose 8 people to get tagged and list their names.
5.Don't forget to leave them a comment,telling them that they've been tagged and to read your blog

My facts/habits

1. okay so you know that "minor" accident where I kinda sorta hit a pole with my car in Oct... well, that wasn't my first car accident... and if you can do the math, I just got my license in Aug , so yeah 2 accidents in 2 months... anyone need a ride somewhere? lol

2. My fave movie of ALL TIME is Boondock Saints, most of you wouldn't know it, but it's awesome... two brothers going all vigilante killing mobsters and they certainly show the diversity of the f-word lol

3. I was in martial arts for 2 yrs... I'm a green belt in Kyuki- Do (pronounced cookie dough NO LIE) and for those who know martial arts, YES i was R-E-A-L-L-Y slow in getting my belts and my weapon test was with a staff... I quit cuz I only joined to learn self-defense, not to become a ninja... that's Storm's job

4. I've never been in love... I've had boyfriends and I've been in "like a whole lot", but never in love :(

5. Some already know... my strangest fear SQUIRRELS! not kidding!!! I'm repeating myself but yeah Squirrels FREAK ME OUT! I'm okay with pics of them , but in real life they run soooo fast, it's not natural. Why would an animal need to run that fast unless he was a natural predator? I swear EVERY time I see one running I'm convinced it's going to attack me, like jump at my throat or something, like a vampire squirrel. I SWEAR! and those beady eyes don't help either

6. I'm a very, Very, i repeat VERY picky eater... I don't like onions, celery, strawberries, any seafood at all, coconuts, cherries, pineapples, tomatoes, creme soda, peanuts (not allergic just don't like them), carrots, wheat bread, bbq sauce or anything with bbq on it (yes I'm from Texas WEIRD), hot sauce, any spicy food for that matter, most candy bars, most breakfast cereals and TONS MORE!!!

7. I don't plan to goto college after hs, but I haven't informed my dad/step mom about my decision... they WON'T be happy

8. My sister, whom some of you know, once sold my cell phone # to guy for a KFC combo meal!!!! NO JOKE!!! He worked the counter and thought I was cute, and their credit card thing wasn't working and she had no cash... I mean wtf? what kind of person does that? who agrees to that? I'm her SISTER!! she didn't tell me til we got home later, I was PISSED!!!....... long story short...... we dated for almost 4 months ROFL!!! seriously, he called me, and he turned out to be a nice guy, kinda quiet tho, we even had a mutual break-up, we're still friends LOL

okay the peoples I tag are:
Spazzy, Gandalf, Storm, Sonic,White Forest ,Balmung, Aurora and Nixx
you guys don't have to do this, it won't hurt my feelings or anything, and if you TAG me back, I'm NOT doing this again (I've run out of interesting facts) but it was fun to do once. I'll comment on your blogs probably tomorrow

*big hugglz*

Manga stuffs and other stuffs

This is me in Manga!! So awesome. Nathaniel (co-author on STW) and some of his friends made these manga pics their profile pics and I wondered what I looked like. DIBSY!! Download yours, I WANT TO SEE IT!!! Make your own--> here <--and then tell me, cuz I want to see them. Mine turned out uber-cute! lol

Also I started reading Deathnote, yes I know it's a popular series, I'm behind. But I LOVED IT! my lil bro has some of them, but they're all outta order, so I'm just reading it on onemanga.com (THANKS! STORM and BALMUNG! for info on site) I have a link to it on my "links off blogger" list if you're interested.

Ok I tried having a pet, a reindeer for Christmas. I have commitment issues, but I figured one week wouldn't be bad.... well.... it got on my nerves, so I... um... sent him back to Santa, yeah that's it... he's needed back at the NorthPole for Christmas preparations. lol

*Fan girl SHRIEK* The Associated Press is reporting that New Moon will open in November 2009, over the same weekend that Twilight opened this year. YAYZ!!! I was worried they'd make us wait FOREVAH for New Moon, but one year's not bad. and truth be told, I liked New Moon better than Twilight. For fellow Twilighters (yes I know most of my followers aren't but for those few) check out these Twilight Crossword puzzles --> Puzzle 1 Puzzle 2 Puzzle 3 <-- okay shrieking fan girl time over.

Flamex Peoples: HEY! Avalon I liked those games you posted on Save the World (links on sidebar) and are you feeling better? don't think you'll be coming by, but just in case. lol

Girl who could fly!! YEEP!!! You're mad! lol... I'll go check out your pics in a minute, and probably talk to you soon.

Some stuffs to some other peoples..

Neko-chan YAY!!! your FIRST POST!!! wOOt!wOOt!

Storm!!! I haz no idear wat I want... let me think about it... your "surprises" kinda scare me lol, I'll get back to you *huuglsnugglz*

Balmung!! I don't know what to name your pet, I just chose one on the poll, but I might change my answer lol... other peoples goto Balmung's blog (faves) and vote on his poll cuz I have no idea what to vote >.<

Aurora!! yeah it's cool that you follow, I just thought it'd be cool to be on a chat box with you sometime

Alex!! Hiiiiii!! lol I don't know what else to say, just didn't want to leave you out lol *hugglz*

IGGY! Calm the muff down! Sam loves you, eberythang will work out, you'll see.

Beautiful Nightmare: don't know you but thx for following my blog, I'll check out yours once you get some posts posted

Gandalf! I take back the dare! I know you WOULD! lol

Nixx: I like the name change!

Flare: tell Salom and Rybon I said hi, I saw Salom (on blog not real life) a few days ago, but Rybon I haven't heard from in a while, anyways tell the flock Hiiii!

White Forest: FINALLY!! I found someone ELSE who wears a tin foil beanie too! lol

Shadow: Dark's invited you before, you should hit up the chat box sometime.

Savannah: I don't understand your name (Nelson I wish lol) Is that a boys name? or someone famous? I'm confused (which isn't unusual for me lol)

OK Where's Spazzy (and where's your pic too?!?)? and Beth? and Cuppy? and werewolf angel? and Cory? and other peoples? huh? don't you lub me anymore? *sniff sniff* ....did you die? cuz if you did, and you didn't tell me I think that's awful rude of you! lol j/k silly mood today *big hugglz to eberypeoples* Merry Early Easter! lol that was for Cory (which I doubt will see this but still funny lol)

Happy Tuesday Everybody

I hate Mondays! So I declare no more Mondays. Today is Tuesday. Happy Tuesday Everybody. ~ Garfield 2 (Spazzy's title was a movie quote and I wanted to do it, too lol)

GANDALF HAS A NEW BLOG! lol I don't know if you wanted me talk about it, but I am cuz I think it's cool. here's the link http://conspiraciesandsecrets.blogspot.com/

okay so that last post I was kinda in a weird mood, frustrated with homework and stressed, so I wasn't very nice, sorry. But on the upside I haz SUGAR!!! YAYZ!... I responded to comments on last post in the comment tread cause there was only a couple. how did I go from like 20 comments to a few? I think it's my lack of focus on my posts, so back to happinezz!

I know that elevator shaft that Storm keeps throwing people into has gotten kinda full, so here's a list of OTHER things to do while in an elevator...

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
6. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
7. One word: Flatulence!
8. Meow occasionally.
9. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
10. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
11. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
12. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
13. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
14. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
15. Bring a chair along.
16. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
17. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
18. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.
19. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
20. Bring a water pistol. Soak every one's shoes.
21. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"
22. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
23. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dammit!"
24. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.
25. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.

26. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
27. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
28. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
29. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
30. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
31. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
32. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
33. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
34. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
35. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.


lol... I cut it down cuz the list was 75 things long, crazy @$$ people!!! anyway *hugglz to eberypeoples* have a HAPPY TUESDAY!!! *^.^*

My Theory

first THANKS!!! to shadowolf, aria, nathaniel, storm and cory for going by Save the World like I asked. *supersized cookies for you guys*


second, I DID NOT JOIN SONAR'S FLOCK!!! there's been let's say assumptions/comments and to be nice I'm ASSUMING it was just a confusion, I just write on that blog cuz I like it. I've been in Flamex flock since Aug and that's where I'm staying.
sidenote: Aurora I saw you follow Flamex blog, are you a member? do you RPG? I've never seen you on, it'd be cool to be on there with you sometime.

third, my theory... that ALL teachers are trying to cram 3 weeks of work in this last week of school to make up for the 2 weeks we'll be on vacation. seriously. Is anyone else's school work piled up? I've been crazy busy last week and next week looks even busier. I'm soooo ready for a break... so I think we should all consider going to school naked! LOL just kidding, but I found this list so I'm posting it.


Top reasons to go to school naked...

1. Take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
2. "I''d love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
3.To stop those creepy janitor from looking down your blouse.
4. You want to see if it''s like the dream.
5. People stop stealing your pens after they''ve seen where you keep them.
6. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to school drunk.
7. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
8. No one steals your chair



any ideas for #9 and #10?

Responses:

shadowolf: thanks so much for your honest input, you're awesome! *extra cookie and smile*
STORM!! and NEKO-CHAN!! umm... lubs u! I didn't know what else to say, but I wanted to tell you something lol *hugglsnugglz*
Aria: thx but MY opinion is the only one that matters!!!
AgentDibsy: I put dibby! but then I thought I misspelled it and backspaced and put dibsy and it sounded familiar, lol I guess cuz I heard it on your blogs... I'm so tarded!! YAYZ!! WIG!!!
Cory! let's see, you were a random blogger that showed up at my blog you yelled at me, stole my muffin, and poked me with a carrot... OF COURSE YOU'RE MY FRIEND!!! lol you're so awesome
Gandalf! okay Orcs don't love hugs... but I DO!!! *big hugs to Gandalf* EVERYBODY! GROUP HUG! lol XD

talk to all of youz laterz *^.^*

Puh-leeeezzzz!!!!

please! please! please! go see my posting at this other blog, it's a blog about environmental issues and I just started writing on it as an author. Please go see it and tell me whatcha think. You can be honest, if someting sounded weird or stupid, you guys are my friends (well, I consider MOST of you friends) and I don't mind being silly or looking stupid in front of you on my blog well... because it's my blog and you guys are awesome. but this is someone else's blog and I don't want honest opinions, don't be afraid to tell me the truth! So please go see it... My post is called Save Ze Animals in case there's one after mine, go look at mine!

Save The World!!

okay you can check that out after my post, first responses to comments:

Spazzy: thank you for your thank you, you're the ONLY one who noticed I passed out cookies :)

Storm: MPD is okay as long as ALL the personalities get along. lol... and miss you, I've been busy this week *hugglz*

Gandalf: EVERYBODY loves hugs, don't deny it XD

Balmung! Yes, you're sexy!

Agent Dibsy: Brownie? Grilled Cheese? I'm so foncuzed! and a WIG! who the heck wants a wig for Christmas? that's so funny, you're so wonderfully Dibsy! there's no other word for it.

Beth: I LOVE THE HUG MONSTER!!!

Iggy: dun-dun-dunnnn... FIND OUT!

Alex: lol... poor Gabriel... I think it's sweet, I wish I had someone to whack! and oatmeal cookies are okay, but I don't like raisins.

Aurora: awww thx for sneaking on just to talk to me, I feel speshul!! and why's Gabe putting a password? and I love your long posts, it feels like I have a mini version of your blog on my blog! poor Christmas ornament...

SilverTip: you were suppose to pick your favorite dessert on last post, I'll pick for you... ummm brownie, yeah I think that's you, but not dragonslayer, because I know you want a dragon as a pet...lol

Aria: Yeah I checked it out my fairy name is Field Elfwich! =D =D =DIf you want tofind out your fairy name the site is http://www.emmadavies.net/fairy/

*extraspecialhugglz* Geez I missed you guys, I'll try to get on later.

GO CHECK OUT MY POST ON SAVE THE WORLD!!

Awesomeness- No additional charge

LOL... I love Jack Black qoutes... that one's from Kung Fu Panda XD

Responses to comments (some I'm repeating from comment tread IN CASE you didn't see them plus new responses)

Aurora: wowza that's fast thinking and that's alot of chocolate!!!

Alex: you know your hyperness is contagious right? and sometimes I feel like I have a i-pod in my head too... but mine must be crappy one cause I only have like a million songs :p

Echo: lol XD

Beth: haha my post made you hungry...lol

Rybon: A chat box? cool (link to Rybon's blog is in my lists under Awesome Blogs)... hey! I read your blog!

Agent D: yes my comments fill up, post virginity is a distant memory...lol

Gandalf!! Ewwww!!! you ate the spider!!! Gross!!! and how could you say Desserts are poison?!?! and how come you don't mind being cursed? did I miss something?

Storm!! Power of Fangirls!!! LOL and yes I can take a hint *hugglsnugglz special*

Balmung!! I had loads of fun! Except for that hour my friends pretended they didn't know me because I refuse to take off my SuperGirl Cape...lol... it was so cute! idk what their problem was, it's ALL pink and it has a superman emblem in the middle and it was only $5 so I couldn't resist...lol

White Forrest: I'm not at all suprised by your choice... and hey girl long time no see.. umm... read?...blog? whatever it's called.

Spazzy: Yeah I know this is one life's most difficult decisions LOL ok you can pick both and we'll see what answers say...

Iggy: Hmmm grumpy Sam... me thinky maybe baby... or just wishful thinking on my part...

X: Yeah I know I tried to get on your blog yesterday, but I changed it... thanks for the info!

FoxGal: YOU DON'T LIKE SUGAR?!? That's CrAzY!!!! I lub sugar! and thx for hugglz and smile!

Talon: hey, Storm answered your question it means: 'ZOH MY GOD/GOSH'. whichever you prefer... and thx for coming by my blog!

okey-dokey peoples here's the results of your Dessert Personality Test...

1. ANGEL FOOD CAKE -- Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature at times.

2. BROWNIES -- You are adventurous, love new ideas, and are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up you whip out your saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor and direction. You tend to be very loyal.

3. LEMON MERINGUE -- Smooth, sexy, & articulate with your hands, you are an excellent caregiver and a good teacher. But don't try to walk and chew gum at the same time. A bit of a diva at times, you set your own style because you do your own thing. You shine when it comes to helping others and have many friends.

4. VANILLA CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE ICING -- Fun-loving, sassy, humorous, not very grounded in life; very indecisive and lacking motivation. Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker. Others should be cautious in making you mad. However, you are a friend for life.

5. STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE -- Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people, can be counted on in a pinch and expect the same in return. Intuitively keen. You can be very emotional at times but a true person in every way. You like to do things for yourself and help others learn about themselves.

6. CHOCOLATE CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE ICING-- Sexy; always ready to give and receive. Very creative, adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You can appear to have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances. Will not settle for anything average in life. Love to laugh.

7. ICE CREAM -- You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh. You are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm hearted person and a little quirky at times. You have many loyal friends. You were meant to lead and teach others. A wonderful role model.

8. CARROT CAKE --You like sports, whether it be baseball, football,basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but you enjoy watching sports. You don't like to give up the remote control. You tend to be self-centered and high maintenance.

I wonder if you think your choice matches your personality in REAL life, mine did kinda, I chose brownies when I first saw the test... *passes out freshly baked double-chocolate chip cookies to eberyone* From Cruz!!!

RANDOM PIC: I HAZ A SECRET!!! Isn't that cute?!?!!!

FREEDOM!!!

Sweet Freedom!!! My grounding is OVER!!! and what am I doing with my first day of liberation? Going to an Amusement Park of course! LOL For real me and my friends are going to Six Flags- Holiday in the Park. I leave in like 10 minutes so quick post...

Responses:
Echo: Moi is Awesome? *thinks* yeah I could see that... LOL
Alex: Both very good reasons but he danced so YAY!
Gandalf: Don't deny it! *big hug* because I know you don't like hugs! LOL *group hug* XD
Agent D: it wasn't a million people only like 999,999 oh plus me yeah it was a million...
Storm!!! Rofl we should do puppet thing ANYWAY! *hugglz*
Cory: Why'd you have to bring math into this? ok ok you're 14!
Iggy: Emoticons rock! borrow anyone you want anytime...FINALLY you posted!
Spazzy: you had the ONLY nice reason for Gandalf to dance... lol
Beth: *whispering* we soooo won... lol

OK here's a personality test pick your favorite dessert and post it comment tread the I'll post the answers to your personality on next post, and we'll see if it matches you for real.... MMMMM DESSERTS!

Here are your choices...
1. Angel Food Cake
2. Brownies
3. Lemon Meringue Pie
4. Vanilla Cake with Chocolate Frosting
5. Strawberry Shortcake
6.Chocolate Cake with Chocolate Frosting
7. Ice Cream
8. Carrot Cake

*starts CARAMELLDANSEN with Storm* WOOT WOOT!

You Rock! (Updated: You're Crazy Too!)

GUESS WHAT?!?! Everybody "What Cruz?" Look what Gandalf said...I think we're breaking him down... (^o^) YAY!!

Gandalf said: I dont believe in dancing with out a reason.But you give me a good reason or some good ol' Irish music and I'll dance. Deal or no deal?

Okay people we need some GOOD reasons for him to dance! Suggestions?

PS Spazzy you rock! cuz you dance with no hesitation. Others who ROCK: Storm! Balmung! Iggy! Aurora! Alex! Dibsy! Beth! Cuppy! Werewolf Angel! Silvertip! Everyone in Flamex! Shadow's flock! Salom's Flock! Save the World Crew! I'm sure I'm forgetting people I'll add later...... COME ON GANDALF... DON'T YOU WANT TO ROCK TOO?!?!

And I'm adding Cory, White Forrest, and Griffy to list of people who ROCK!

\m/ >_< \m/

Do you like the Rock on Emoticon? LOL

Jeez and I thought you people would say Gandalf should dance because it's fun, or it's easy, or everybody else is doing it... lol... but I like your suggestions too... YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY! (^.~) I LOVE YOU GUYS!! You always make me laugh XP *SuperSquishyHugs for Everyone*

Responses to comments on last post...

Spazzy!! lol... I know... hey you posted! Algebra class? I was getting used to Chemistry class... YAY! Spazzy dances!

Gandalf: I dedicated A WHOLE POST TO YOU and trying to convince you to dance, c'mon! DANCE!!

Storm!!! Yes Balmung is smarticle! and your responses to warning labels AGAIN so incredibly funny... lubs you

Aurora!! I'm not at all suprised by your story LOL and yeah I saw your comment on post before last so funny and I laughed at the terminator voice!

Dibsy/Agent D! Hey! Are you trying to confuse me? Because it took a minute to figure out you changed your name. You should warn people when you do that :p... of course I know your REAL name, but you know mine too so I'll keep my mouth shut! and I have no idea what anime my pics from I just picked it cuz it kinda looked like me and it had PINK!

Alexandria!! You asked: How many marbles does it take to fill an empty bag? well... that depends What color is the bag? Are the marble solid, clear, tigers-eye? Who's holding the bag? This is necessary information to answer your question! LOL and Pizza Hut knows the mafia! *thinks* well... that explains ALOT! and I got the secret message!

Beth: Yeah SOME people are a SPECIAL kind of stupid XD

Silvertip: Yay! I made you smile... that makes me smile.

EVERYONE!! STAR TREK... I actually have no idea if evil or scary, I've only watched part of one episode, but if the teleporter DOES make someones hand coming out of their butt THAT'S the episode I want to see... What? It sounds funny to me. Gandalf, is there an episode like that? and you know what? I'm making an effort to take an interest in something you like because your my friend and you says its awesome, why won't you do the same for me and make the effort in my interest... DANCING!! WOOT!!WOOT!! *starts dancing like a crazy person* C'mon Gandalf!

WHAT?!? GANDALF WILL DANCE NOW!! ALL WE NEED IRISH MUSIC PEOPLE!! *runs to stereo and starts rummaging thru CDs* Linkin Park- no, Beyonce-no, Pink-no, Coldplay-no, Nickelback-no, Katy Perry-no, Saving Abel-no NO! NO! NO! NEED IRISH MUSIC! Does anyone else have Irish music? C'mon he's ALMOST dancing!

YAY!!! WE WON!!! Goto Gandalf's Blog and see!!! HE DANCED!!!! Now we celebrate!!! PARTY!!!! Who's bring what to the party?

o.O

First responses THEN funny post so if you don't see ur name you could just skip this part...

Responses...
Dibsy: I gotz ur e-mail! Did you get mine? I sent it from my cell phone, so sorry if it looked weird. so ur asian. not Irish? becuz I'm not Irish and I'm beginning to feel left out, we can be NON-IRISH together!
Spazzy: Thx for ur comment and ur 6' tall... wow that's tall... I'm only 5'4"... and I hope ur okay, ur last post you didn't sound like yourself *hugs*
Shadow: Thx and I see you and your flock posted, I'll go by ur blogs in a minute. and Hey I never got an answer... Did you guyz join Flamex?
Werewolf Angel: awww... kissy-kissy... Becca and Edward sitting in a tree... wait... Can werewolves climb trees? o.O serious question?
Alexandria: LOL Yes! Irish Jig! Dance EVERYBODY Dance!! *starts to Irish Jig and falls flat on butt* Hey! you said this was easy! *shrugs shoulders* O-well :p
Aurora: So glad ur back... cause... cause... cause I missed you! and you can cook dinner for me ANYTIME!
Balmung! Peelawe! LOL and ZOMG I never thought about it my car (correction: my mom's car) and my blog title, that's SO IRONIC! It figures you would have caught that when no one else did, not even ME! and btw you're really good at cyberdancing ^.^
Flare: LOL yeah no comment for you on the last post, sorry... and I can't help with the fire, but there's usually plenty of cyber sweets passed around here... and your comment wasn't weird, ONCE I had this random guy show up at my blog and he started yelling at me, stealing my baked goods and poking me with a carrot, and I didn't EVEN KNOW HIM! but yeah were friends now, he's cool (To: Cuppy and Dibsy-- I'm talking about Cory, and you're probably not surprised by any of that behavior LOL) and it takes ALOT to be considered weird here at my blog, Gandalf over there constantly speaks in Orcish or other languages and we still lubs him (NOT ROMANTICAL!) , so yeah liking sugar, not so weird. Nice to meet you.
Gandalf: Cool that ur Irish. but how could you like the other template better, the other one was ALL PINK! you hate pink! o.O Maybe you didn't notice because you were too busy REFUSING TO DANCE!! and FYI pink rocks!! (the color and the singer)
STORM!!! Stormey likey new lookey! New look STAYS! and GOOD LUCK getting Gandalf to dance, several of us have threatened *ahem*... I mean asked him to and he still won't. and I like Alex's idea LET'S IRISH JIG! WHEEE! Don't know how but let's anyway! and GUESS WHAT? you practically wrote part of this post. Confused? I'll splain...

Today's Post...
Okay so this is ANOTHER warning label post. For those who don't know what I'm talking about, this is a list of REAL products with REAL (and often useless/stupid) warning labels then I comment on them. Well some of these are from the last one (but not with my comments) with Storm's comments she left on the last post (because let's face reality she's funnier than I am) So here's the color coding...

PRODUCT NAME: Warning Label Cruz Comment Storm Comment

• On a food processor:Not to be used for the other use Now I'm curious other use...any ideas anyone?...Storm maybe? heehee. is not telling...! but much joy, i assure you... much joy indeed
• On a Sony PSP: Do not use system while riding a bicycle Just in case you were contemplating...
• On a Small Tractor: DANGER: Avoid Death Helpful!
• On a Wheelbarrow: Not intended for highway use hmmm... sounds like a challenge to me!
• On a box of Rat Poison: This product has been found to cause certain types of cancer in laboratory mice I wonder if that's before or after it KILLS them
• on a pkg of Komatsu Floodlights: lights work even in the dark *gasp* EVEN in the dark, wow what will they think of next?
• On packaging for a Rowenta iron:Do not iron clothes on body But wouldn't that save more time?trust me. it does. but the time in the hospital kinda... defeats the purpose
• On Home Depot lumber: Do not Consume How the h***?
• On a Cd Player: Do not use as a projectile in a catapult Aww... but the catapult sounds fun!
• On a blanket from Taiwan:Not to be used as protection from Tornado.How about earthquake? tsunami? other natural disasters? and they DO NOT help you float in case of flood. just wanted to inform people.
• On a box of B-day candles: Do not use soft wax for any function that involves insertion to a body cavity What?... Nevermind, i DON'T want to know...
• On an Infant Bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bathwater THEY'RE RIGHT! It doesn't work , don't ask how I know that...
• On microwave oven: Do Not use to dry pets what about me? i'm flexible...
• On a Frisbee: May contain small parts it MAY? what the heck kinda frisbee is this?
• On a bottle of hair-dye:Do Not use as an ice cream topping why? is it toxic or something...? oh...crap
• On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only So.. no outer space? or underground? and what about underwater? DON'T FORGET THE FISHIES!!!
• Air Freshner: Do not spray directly into eyes you know it's SO HARD to fight the urge...
• On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or tongue. or sibling. or teacher. no matter HOW much homework they give...
• On same Swedish chainsaw:Do not attempt to stop chain with genitals WTF! Is there a lot of this happening somewhere?

Hope you had a good laugh. I did. and thanks to Storm for ur comments that made this post so funny *BIG HUGGLZ* Cruz

Remodeling

well.... in case you didn't notice, I'm trying a new template. Whatcha think? Idk maybe I should pick something more pink, but this is nice, too. Thoughts?

Responses

Aurora: YOU'RE BACK! YAY! your family sounds so great, and 3 last names WHOA! Glad you're home.

Alex: *thinks about your question* I would accept the presents then STEAL his cookies! What? I like cookies...

Gandalf: come on! every body's doing it! peer pressure in a GOOD way. and are you Irish for real?

Beth: LOL I didn't even TRY to answer those questions, I think my head would have exploded!

Dibsy: Post virginity o.O I've never heard that one before! LOL and I'm leaving my e-mail at Utmost

Storm!! We lubs Storm!! and YAY! Balmung has returned!

*hugs to everyone*

No time for title...

I have NO TIME! okay so I have no time to make a regular post, but if I hurry I can respond to comments and I'll try to visit as many of other pepole's blogs as I can. AHHH... my mom will be home soon, and yes I'm still grounded, although GOOD NEWS: this is my last week! WHOOHOO! wow has it been a month already? and I don't think I ever clarified, I didn't get grounded for the car accident precisely, I got grounded for taking the car when I wasn't suppose to, the accident just got me caught red-handed (or door-dented to be more accurate). *tick-tock-tick-tock* jeez I hope that's a clock and not a bomb...

Gandalf: I saw you dancing, don't deny it! ewww... you'd chose raw meat and live cockroaches over caramel shorties? o.O WEIRD! and if you insist on being logical, then I can't possibly argue with you....

STORM!!! Sonar's unconscious? lol sooooo worth getting my caramel shorties!... mafia moods aren't necessarily a bad thing...Gandalf WAS dancing, I saw it with my own two eyes...lol... awww Balmung's disappeared AGAIN! we're going to have to put some sort of tracking device on that guy... aww Storm haz sadniz *reaches back and gives Storm the biggesthugestmegaisthug possible*

Alexandria: Thanks for keeping these guys under control while I was gone :)

Dibsy: Me? A genius? wow I've been called A LOT of names but never a genius *thinks* yeah ok I could see that.... :p

I'll try to get on tomorrow. key word TRY *big hugs to everyone* even to all the people's that are still too busy eating their body weight in turkey, and are too busy to come to blogger this weekend.

Okay Scotty, very funny... now beam down my clothes...

Random Title XD...
Okay, so Storm clarified my blog on last comment tread (Thanks Storm!) but in case you didn't see it I'll explain it further.
1. I'm Cruz and I'm the ONLY ONE that writes on this blog
2. This blog is about ME!! funny stuff I find, me ranting about my life, etc.
3. When I include other blogger's names in my post, they're not speaking nor am I impersonating anyone, I'm responding to comments they left me on the last post
Sorry about the confusion, I have a few new followers and I didn't think to explain it because all my older friends already know I'm responding to them SORRY! ... to avoid further confusion I'll write "Responses" at the top of responses, I try to respond to ALL my comments, and I make them different colors, well... just to make it pretty :)

Responses to Comments...
Werewolf Angel: Sorry for being so confusing, and Aurora and Storm show up A LOT in my posts because they're my closest friends in the world of bloggage. I've seen you before (not in PERSON that'd be weird... online) , I think we follow some of the same blogs. Thanks for following my blog!.... YOU DON'T LIKE SWEETS!?!...o.O... no we won't kill you, quite the opposite, we welcome you, that means more sweets for US!.. lol
Gandalf: Like my Title?
Beth: YAY! *starts dancing with you*
Alex: I like kitties too!! They're so cute!
Dibsy: (note to everyone: Dibsy DID get her sugary sweets and she IS feeling better-- thanks to Aurora and Storm!) I like colorful posts... and PINK! I love pink... yeah I'm a girly girl :p
Rybon! You came to my blog! thx for commenting, sorry for the confusion... are you feeling better?
Cuppy: Thankgiving in October? I missed it! ugh... I'll double up on dinner on Thursday to make up for it!
Spazzy!! HI! I read your profile question... MY GOODNESS MIKE! WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS!?! ROFL.... that answer was hilarious!
Storm! Thx for splanation..YES! caramel shorties for dancing? *starts dancing* oa oa oh!... AHHH NO STORM NO STARBUCKS!!....yay for EXPLAT...poor Storm Balmung won't dance *puts arm over Storm shoulders comfortingly*...well-balanced Thanksgiving dinner just made of desserts *thinks* OH I KNOW! you make the desserts in the SHAPE of a healthy food, like brocolli shapes cookies would be healthy. No?....you could come over for dinner, but you don't know where I live....my cousin is AWESOME! he plays guitar, but in his school band he plays saxophone, I took a picture with it once and it looked like I was playing it, when really I have NO CLUE! awww but sad, he's discovered girls he was texting for 3 hrs last night. I don't like being ignored so I hid his cell phone HEEHEE he thinks it was my youngest brother... that girl will get over it... now he's fun again! although I don't think we'll be performing on the table.... and good! my gma can pinch you! and not me! *big hugglz cuz I won't talk you tomorrow* YAY! LONG COMMENTS!
BALMUNG!! start dancing! Look what you're doing to Storm! and hey you and I are second in command! COOL

okay so I don't think I can get on tomorrow, family day and all... so I leave you with a few of the world's most troubling questions to ponder....

1. Can it be a mistake that "stressed" spelled backwards is "desserts"?
2. Why do people point at their wrist when they ask what time is it? I KNOW where my watch is. Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
3.Before the light bulb was invented, what showed on top of people's heads when they got and idea?
4. What do birdies see when they faint?
5. On signs that say "seeing eye dogs only" who's suppose to read the sign? the dog?
6. Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

hmmm... thought provoking aren't they... I'll come back as soon as I can. Have a HOLLY JOLLY TURKEY DAY (wait that's the wrong holiday saying *shrugs shoulders* o-well it works) *BIG HUGS*

A bunch of stuff mooshed together...

GANDALF! I didn't mean romantical I'M 5 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU!! Wow... I feel old... and the sad part is, I think you're smarter than me because I don't understand half the stuff you say. :p

Salom, That's weird...did the scientists take away your ability to like cupcakes... giving you wings is one thing but not liking cupcakes well... that's just WRONG! and I will happily accept any cupcakes you have hoarded if you'd like to give one someday...

Cuppy! How can you say chocolate cupcakes are that good? THEY'RE AWESOME! and you're still in school? Do you get off for thankgiving? I know you're from Canada and to be honest idk a lot about Canada. but HI!

Storm and Aurora both really stepped up to help Dibsy when she was crying *looks left then right* but seeing as she's not here, maybe we should ALL enjoy these sweets before they go bad... Salom? do you like caramel shorties? and WOW lots of Starbucks (note to self: Keep away from Storm)

Silvertip... Aurora and I are good Bandaids!

Alex... ummm... yeah I'd be scared if I was you... but sooooo funny!

Iggy... I got nothing else to add, you're probably tired of me congratulating you... sooo... congratulations! LOL

Storm... "explat" I've defined it... the sound an EX-boyfriend makes when he hits the bottom of an elevator shaft... whatcha think? too violent? and NO I don't have a grudge against one of my exes *mutters* two-timing pile of .... umm where was I? right posting...

BALMUNG! what? Storm yelled it , and I wanted to yell it too. and what to get as tattoos? hmmm.... Storm thinks we should vote on it, whatcha think? *thinks* idk

Spazzy! YAY! Spazzy's happy again... and I still can't get over it ....4 Thanksgivings *cruz runs and gets fork* Let's Go! awww wait... I can't go I have to help my Mom cook at my house, *sighs* well you go have fun with your 4 dinners...

So my house is where EVERYONE comes to Thanksgiving dinner (actually we have it for lunch time and then eat again at dinner, is that weird?) and yours truly *points to self* has to help cook, I hate cooking and it wouldn't be that bad but we have to start Wed night and we have 2 turkeys and a ham, the sides don't take that long, but the desserts do (Mom likes everything made from scratch!) Not looking forward to seeing my gma, she's really old and insists on pinching me, not my cheeks, my hips my shoulders anywhere to tell me "I still have baby fat" UGH! I'm a size 6 and I don't think I'm fat, but no one would dare argue with gma, if she says the moons neon green then the moon is neon green. I am looking forward to seeing my cousin, he's awesome (he's in band and he's a skater WEIRD COMBO)even though he's only 14 he acts older and we get along really well, he's my fave cousin, I've quite frequently told my uncle I'd trade my 2 brothers for my cousin, but he always says no, I don't blame him. So with a full house and idk if I can get on tomorrow but I'll try. Happy Early Turkey Day!

These were just funny pics...

*deep breath* It's a long one...

okay so I'm posting comments in response to comments commented on last post... o.0 well it made sense to me.
Congrats to Iggy and Sam!!! If you don't know what I'm talking about, then you're not COOL... just kidding you're ALREADY cool because you're visiting my blog. lol THEY'RE ENGAGED!

Whoa! lotz of commentz in 2 days... ok this is kinda in order, kinda not, and some comments involve others than the commenter... *deep breath* here we go...

Spazzy: Where's your picture? I liked it. Are you changing it?
Aurora: phew... I need a break, you, Storm and I have been dancing ALL weekend! :p and I think a lot of people don't like brussel sprouts (I don't...even though I 've never tried them)... GO ZEEV! no really RUN! GO ZEEV! James is going to get you!
Storm!! Dandruff ?!? ROFL That can't be true, you're a ninja, YOU'RE FEARLESS!! and I'd NEVER ignore you *whispers* maybe a few of the others but never you... my space, facebook, and some music and game sites are blocked at school, but not blogger YAY! although right now I'm in my living room... mmmm cupcake *drools* if I was a nicer person I'd give my cupcake to Salom, seeing as it was his birthday, but don't they say it's the thought that counts? so I thought about it and I say MY CUPCAKE! *eats cupcake in one bite* MMMM... arampula? reminds me of catapult, maybe it's a medieval weapon of some sort...
Shadow: I know! I posted that to lure C-lvr into commenting, you know how she is about that stuff... I was going to just post math questions because I hate math (Curse the inventors of Algebra!) but I found that one and I thought she'd say something, but she didn't, Have you heard from her? I'm starting to get worried. Aurora- he was talking about the last pic, not the conversation... and I'm sure I've confused a few people with this comment, seeing as most don't know C-lvr, but O-well, you understand what I'm talking about.
Salom!! *wipes cupcake crumbs off face and shoves cupcake paper wrapper in pocket* Hey! O.O I didn't know you visited my blog! What a wonderful suprise! well YAY you're here and you're following too THX. your comment was a bit stalkerish, but so funny, and don't worry I know you're NOT a stalker... how was your b-day? I heard Flare and Taylor gave you some AWESOME gifts! LOL ... you actually answered the math problem? *mumbles under breath* smarty pants... just kidding, but you are smart so I'm not at all suprised you answered it...
Gandalf: I know what you meant about StarTrek, I just thought it'd be funny to add to my post... I spelled your name right on my blog list, so I spell it right about half the time, you do the same to me you've spelled my name Curz (am I a curse? lol)... Gandalf... you know I love you, I love your blog, I love your quirks and weirdness, even your random rambling about old TV shows, so I hope you understand when I say this..... I DON'T SPEAK ORCISH!! I DON'T UNDERSTAND!! I'M SO CONFUSED!! Is that orcish? I was just guessing, is it something else? If you don't translate your comment, I'll make up a translation myself and it'll probably include butterflies, bunnies, and puppy dogs...
Beth: I know who you are! I saw it too!! LOVED LOVED LOVED IT!! Rabid fangirl you say... oh, I'm not like that *looks over dreamily at silver plated framed picture of Edward that's next to computer* *deep sigh* ... what?... oh! right! comments... ok ok I'm a fangirl, too LOL let's go tell Gandalf ALL the juicy details! Yeah!
Iggy! MORT ROCKS!! (I think that's how you spell his name) he's so funny and cute!... anyway the fake mustaches HILARIOUS! and it all sounded sooooo romantic, I'm so happy for you ^.^
Dibsy? are you... crying? OH NO!! CODE 4! CODE 4! *sirens going off in background* Aurora- we need chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream! and send Gabriel for Starbucks, as many as he can carry! Storm! get baking we need caramel shorties and brownies STAT! *claps hands* COME ON PEOPLE! WE NEED SUGARY TREATS AND CAFFEINE! *pats Dibsy shoulder comfortingly* It's going to be ok... sugar and caffeine fix EVERYTHING... it's going to be okay...
Cuppy: YAY! You're following my blog... I love all your funny words *places Welcome mat on floor in front of you* WELCOME! Yeah M2 funny! and I probably wouldn't understand your answers because I've seen your profile before and you've read ALOTLOTLOT of books...
BALMUNG!! I know! I don't see what's wrong with the elephant answer either and your last post Nerds Gone Wild--LOL! oooo... let's go get tattoos!

This pic is for Spazzy! I know you were feeling down so I thought this pic might cheer you up, it has your faves Penguins & Polar bears Isn't it cute?
Um yeah this is really LOOOOONG so I'll post later about ME! I'll try to get on tomorrow *big hugs for everyone especially Storm* TTYL